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    Here’s the thing about Branzy: he’s a coward. He has some dignity, sure, but he’s absolutely going to sacrifice it all if it increases his odds of survival. And sure, he’s never faced anything scarier than an angry homeless person, but the principle remains the same.

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    Tommy is fed up with exile. So he runs away, but not to Techno.

    Instead, he sets out on his own, searching for a future brighter than the past he left behind.

    ——————

    Tommy gets the hell outta dodge and picks up a new sidekick *cough* son*cough* along the way.

    Inspired by to be a wanderer, wandering by ghostbandaids because it’s a god-tier work

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    Rek unravels the mess that is Branzy and Clown's partnership.

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  4. 17

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    Branzycraft is a law abiding citizen with a strong moral compass

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  5. 23

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    “You were wronged more than me. Consider it a partnership, a test of goodwill for times to come”

    Carnival stops holding up the paper, arm dropping to his side. His voice is fearful and strained beneath the artificial happiness when he speaks. “For times to come?”

    “Yes. You do owe me, for saving your life, don't you?” He says, like he just thought of it. Like it's a simple revelation and not something he's been planning for the past week. Not something he's been taking into careful consideration.

    “I do” Carnival agrees, sounding none too pleased about that, but keeping the smile on his face. Carnival repays his debts. Everyone knows that.

    Or, the one in which Clownpierce is a vigilante and an assassin, Branzy is a villain and the most valuable informant in the city, Clownpierce is blackmailing Branzy, and they're weirdly gay about it

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    “Uh… um. Me? Oh that’s, hah. That’s-” they stumble over their words, voice only going higher in panic.

    Clown simply crouches down in front of them, leaning into their space. It’s hilarious how quickly they pull back, jamming themselves into a corner. And now that he’s closer, and his eyes have adjusted to the dark, he can make out a familiar purple and black suit. Gloves with hearts running up them. But most damning of all, white hair. This is Carnival. A villain known for collecting debts like they’re trinkets. For selling information to the highest bidder. For coveting the ability to bring people back from beyond the dead. The very same person Clown has tried to challenge before, and failed. This is him.

    “You can’t be Carnival. You’re so… weak” he says.

    Or, the one in which Clown is both a vigilante and an assassin, Branzy is a villain and the most valuable informant in the city, and both of them are trapped in a room together by a common enemy

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    It’s incorrect and inconsiderate to say her other half has been torn from her. No. Her brother did not make up a fraction of who she was, but he is a fracture, something that reaches its chasmic fingers through every fiber and takes until she is merely a host for the hatred he has always inspired. Is this what it is to be a little sister? A vessel for the sibling, a descendant of their legacy? The accident of her birth isn’t her fault, and neither is the accident of Kyle’s death, but her mother doesn’t see it that way. Her mother rarely sees things Kaboodle’s way.

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    Tommy has always wanted wings.

     

     

    (an SBI platonic soulmates au because yes :] )

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    A harsh expulsion of breath and consonants fans across his cheek. It takes him a moment to order the vowels into a word: Branzy. He turns, facing the man who uttered it.

    “Branzy,” Clown says again, more insistently. He's not laying down; Clown has never been so presumptuous as to sleep next to Branzy in Rek's bed, not without invitation. Instead, he's kneeling, one leg on the mattress and the other reaching for the floor. His hand hovers a few inches from Branzy's head. Two months is not enough time to erase uncertainty in the nighttime.

    “Sorry,” Branzy responds quietly. His voice is hoarse. “Was I shouting again?”

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    If you can think it, you can make it. With the right ingredients and a knowledge of the enchanting language, you can brew a charm and clip it to your belt for a limited time to increase your strength, speed, or resistance. Then comes Branzy. His ideas of using redstone in brewing are revolutionary, but unfortunately, that sort of innovation attracts attention. Clown, the deadliest assassin in the city-state of Vivol, rather likes having a brand new engineer to call his own.

    . . .

    In which Branzy moves to a new city, Clown hangs over his shoulder, and I make use of 5 years of French class. (Vivol = a loose translation of Lifesteal :])

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  12. 31

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    A realm smp/ lifesteal superhero au, where Clownpierce is Archmage, a vigilante, yet also the best known assassin around. And Branzy is Carnival, a villain who runs a casino with an underground network of information.

    This series is in chronological order of the in-universe timeline. Not of posting. If you want to start with proper character introductions, it's recommended to start with How to Fall for the Trap and continuing on before reading the ones before it.

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    Grian has never been one to complain about resource gathering. It was part of how it went. You made cool stuff, you had to do the shit work of gathering all the impossibly hard materials needed to make the cool stuff. This was his sisyphus boulder. The constant gathering but never enough for it to last. It was just the way things were. He was, however, always happy to complain about the little nonsense songs and constant yammering of his uninvited companion on his sand-gathering adventure.

    Scar, Mr. Good Times himself, had invited himself on this resource-gathering adventure after seeing Grian when flying overhead and insisted that he offer some help.

    Oh, joy.

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    Apologia (noun): a defense especially of one's opinions, position, or actions
    Loosely based on Oscar Wilde's poem "Apologia" :)
    NSFW Chapters will be noted here:
    Ch 5 (slight), Ch 7 (slight), Ch 8 (SMUT), Ch 12 (SMUT), Ch 14 (Slight)

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    Personas not people! MAIN STORY COMPLETE! Side stories to be added… when I’m not exhausted. I edit after posting like a criminal lol. Thanks for giving this ol' baby a read! <3

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    “Do you want to come with me to meet up with the band?” he'd said. “Wilbur Soot and I go way back,” he'd claimed.

    So, why was Tubbo now trying to help this kid named Tommy he'd met at a concert climb through a window to get backstage? Tommy knows Wilbur Soot, Tubbo's ass.

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    Sleeping in Tommy's bed is already a rare enough thing. Getting to indulge is just something Dream can't pass up.

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    For example, when he tilts his body the rest of the way over the counter, slotting his lips over Spoke’s, it’s flavored like cherries and illicit activity. When Spoke runs his tongue over the seam of his mouth, it tastes of bursting citrus and acidic words about men with men. He doesn’t dare grab Parrot’s chin, won’t bring himself to angle their faces and deepen it. The entire kiss lasts with the ephemeral sweetness of a snowflake on a tongue, ready to melt away the second the bell at the door rings.

    They don’t need to exacerbate their differences. It’s bad enough, Spoke’s abnormal smoky skin and Parrot’s two-toned eyes. They don’t need anyone to see this, too.

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    “Well maybe, Aimsey wouldn’t have gotten hurt if you weren’t always getting in the way” he suggests, like it’s a helpful insight.

    “What?”

    “You two are always distracting each other. Maybe if you didn’t care about someone outside the Kingdom so much, you wouldn’t constantly put others in danger” That… put others in danger? Ros doesn’t put others in danger. Right?

    “What are you talking about?” She says, a bit harshly, but he’s being rude! She’s allowed to be harsh.

    “Ros I was alone” he intones, leaning further on his decent leg. “You just left me in the middle of a fight and I got hurt. I had to fight Drone alone”

    Or, the one in which Owen tries to get Ros kicked out of her own house, and so Clown and Sneeg take things into their own hands.

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    He tested it first on rats.

    He bought some plastic gloves, some syringes, some rats, did his best to kill them as humanly as possible, and put a mix of the most reactant bloods as well as a few other things (some very illegal drugs, some medication, it's not hard to find cryptic and shady postings on the together before injecting it into the rat. The rat practically exploded. A weird pulsing purple under its skin. Blood spewing out of its orifices. Yet he saw it open its eyes, stand up as if in no pain, wander around for about five minutes, before it fell over dead again.

    He lowered the dose for the next rat. It made it till he had to pack up and leave, the next morning he found it dead, and he assumed it died sometime that night. So a minimum of eight hours.

    He brings in Rekrap for his last experiment.

    Or, the one in which Branzy wasn't always a supervillain and how that changed

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  19. 14

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    I have a lot of DSMP fanfiction at this point and a good amount of series. This series is a series of works of mine whose story is complete. Now, these stories may have in progress sequels or expanded universe one-shots, but there is at least one completed and contained story that you can read right now. I'll put multi-chapter completed fics here as well as completed one-shots.

    With this series, you can find the starting point to all of my series that have at least one complete work.

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    In a corrupt world of heroes, villains, and vigilantes, Tommy Kraken Danger Safety Innit has made a name for himself as the fearless vigilante they can Theseus. Of course, as his reputation grows, so does the bounty on his head. Let's just say vigilantes are not the most appreciated when it comes to the government. So it's super awesome and super terrifying when he is getting hunted down by three of the most famous superheroes in the entire country of L'Manburg. Hopefully, his charisma and cunning can stop him from getting thrown behind bars. I meant really, what can't this 15-year-old do?

    !!This is all fiction, these are fictional characters, not the real people!!

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