Adult Content Warning
This work could have adult content. If you continue, you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.
-
Tags
Summary
Ever since your neighbor moved into the house next to yours, you swear he’s been up to something…Or perhaps many somethings stacked on top of each other. Every day he comes home looking like a slightly different person. One day a mustache, the next a very elaborate updo. Some days he is accompanied by a small dog in a fuchsia carrier, other days with a very large hat and a parakeet. You also believe he is doing wild and unusual experiments in his back yard in the middle of the night. Whatever or whoever he is, you don’t trust him and if he wants to knock on your door all day and night he can go right ahead because you will not be answering…probably.