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1. Your Chastity's Pissing Me Off by Cy_kun

   Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   07 Sep 2020

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku
   • Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto
   • Midoriya Izuku
   • Bakugou Katsuki
   • Todoroki Shouto
   • Mineta Minoru
   • Crack
   • I feel like it's very important to start out with that tag
   • because this is pure crack in the traditional sense
   • lots of talk about sex
   • No actual sex
   • Very Bakugou and Izuku centric even though Izuku is dating Shouto
   • Innocent Midoriya Izuku
   • like extremely innocent
   • unrealistically so
   • BUT IT'S FOR THE LULZ
   • as is this entire fic
   • seriously don't read expecting too much genuine emotion
   • No One Replaces Mineta Minoru
   • because in this house we don't get irrationally mad at fictional characters existing

   Summary

   “How long have you been dating that IcyHot bastard? Three months?”

   Izuku blushed, as he always did when someone mentioned his relationship with Todoroki.

   Shouto. He asked you to call him Shouto...

   Izuku blushed even harder.

   Kacchan groaned. “That's what I'm fucking talking about! All anyone has to do is mention that loser's stupid name and you start blushing like a fucking school girl. It's embarrassing. You've been letting him kiss your ugly cheek and carry your books like some fucking ancient American couple from the 1950s for the last three months—”

   “Six months.”

   Kaachan's expression darkened. “Did you just fucking interrupt me?”

   “S-sorry. But, you keep saying three months, and we've been...dating...” Izuku's face was going to explode any minute, he knew it. “...for six months.”

   “Who the fuck cares?! That's even worse! You're a fucking teenager! You should be fucking you stupid virgin!”

   Or, the one where Izuku Midoriya is the biggest virgin in the world, and Bakugou's had it just about up to here with that shit.

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