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  1. An Unexpected Guest by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien  

    30 Mar 2015

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    In which a 21st century woman finds herself plopped into Middle Earth and has to travel with a company of 15 crude, smelly, frustrating men, all while trying to change the ending of a tale she thought only found in a children's book. What use is foresight against the stubbornness of dwarves? Suppose she won't know until she tries.

    Besides, she's grown quite fond of one crude, smelly, frustrating dwarf in particular, and has no intention of letting him kick the bucket.

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