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Stiles is dead. Dead meat. Dead man walking. Deadmau5. Stiles is so far gone that he’s practically beyond dead. He’s a zombie, or a vampire, or a draugr, or some other such creature of the night. Stiles is… Stiles is fast losing track of this analogy to be quite honest. The crux of the matter is that Stiles is screwed. Stiles is fucked. And not in the way that he would like to be fucked because, yep, he’s still a virgin. And he’s about to die a virgin because he just punched Derek Hale in the face.