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Ochako frantically called her girlfriend. “Come on come on, pick up!”
On the third ring, the call connected.
“Thank god. Himiko, how do I get rid of a body?”
“What?”
“I said, how do I get rid of a body?”
“Who’d you kill?”
“It was some asshole assaulting my friends while we were out. He cornered me in an alley, so I maybe accidentally broke his back? I’m in the alley to the left of the big mall, take a right when you enter, another right, and then a left. There aren’t any cameras or anything.”
Himiko sighed. “I’ll bring Dabi over.”
“Thanks Himi! You’re the best! Love you!”
“Love you too!”
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Himiko sighed.
“Dabi! We’re going out! I need you to burn a body for my girlfriend!”
Dabi looked up from his phone and narrowed his eyes. “The fuck?”
“I said you have to burn a body for my girlfriend. She didn’t mean to kill the dude, it just kinda happened. I don’t want her to be arrested ‘cause she’s a good person.”
Dabi slowly stood up off of the couch. “Since when have you had a girlfriend?”
“We’ve been dating for over a year! She’s great! Please don’t kill her when you see her, I love her too much.”
Dabi looked up to the ceiling, as if to ask how he got into this situation. Himiko giggled.
The scarred man sighed. “I promise I won’t kill or hurt your girlfriend. Lead the way.”
Himiko drank some blood to change into a random person, and Dabi donned a black hoodie, sunglasses, and a black mask.
They quickly made their way to the location. Himiko followed Ochako’s directions to see her sitting on the ground on her phone, a dead man sitting further in.
“You’re dating a hero brat?” Dabi looked incredulously at Himiko.
She tilted her head. “Yeah? And? Ocha! It’s been awhile!”
Ochako looked up, smiled, and bounced over. “Hi Himi! Hi Dabi! Burn this bitch.”
Dabi side eyed Ochako as he made his way to the dude. He lit up his hands blue and incinerated the body.
“Cool! I’m going to head out, can I have a kiss?” Ochako asked.
Himiko was happy to oblige. She transformed her face back to normal, and quickly kissed Ochako. Dabi made a gagging sound behind them.
As Ochako started to make her way out, she turned around to say some parting words. “Oh, Dabi, you should call your brother. Shouto misses you, and he still has the same number.”
Himiko just giggled as her perfect girlfriend flounced off.
Dabi stared in shock. “I see why you like her.”
Himiko hummed in agreement. “She has a way of making it into your cold dead heart. So you’re a Todoroki?”
Dabi groaned, Himiko laughed, and life went on.