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    You wake up in a sort-of-not-really stranger's bed, naked, well-fucked, with a splitting hangover and a thousand dollars more than you started the night with.

    Sans wakes up without you in bed and almost gives up on the universe as a whole, so you make quite the pair.

    •°•°•°•

    Based on your memories of last night, they might’ve been even farther down the bottle than you—and yet somehow they weren’t terrible. You feel great about it, even with the chasms of blank moments that lead to flashes of remembering. You knew a few things already: they were a great fuck, you enthusiasticly consented, and at one point you both burst out laughing because a whoopie cusion tooted out a pitiful fart from underneath your elbow during a position change.

    Well, that’s a keeper, folks. You might just ask for their phone number if the morning goes well.

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