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Makoto Naegi created a new chat at 8:56 PM
Makoto Naegi: testing testing 123
Makoto Naegi added Kyoko Kirigiri and 13 others
Makoto Naegi: hi guys!
Kyoko Kirigiri: What
Chihiro Fujisaki changed their name to minecraft hacker
minecraft hacker: hi makoto !! ^-^
Aoi Asahina: wait hey omg what is this
minecraft hacker: wait i can change other nicks
minecraft hacker changed 14 nicknames
dory: lol😂
dory: wait omg dory i get it!!!
ball sack: >using the 😂 emoji
dory: ?
skinny twink: Did you just greentext in a groupchat?
dory: here comes byakuya pack it up debate team
skinny twink changed their username to Byakuya
Byakuya: Thank you very much.
ball sack: togami knows what greentexting is
taller than me: what’s greentexting?
taller than me: hey at least i’m taller than someone
keery geery: “Greentexting” means you’re an incel.
ball sack: not true
Byakuya: Definitely not true.
keery geery: It’s true
kush: TOGAMI IS LARPING
Byakuya: Shut up. Waste of space.
taller than me: byakuya that’s really mean
kush: Its fine lmao
kush changed Byakuya’s nickname to skinny incel
skinny incel: Fuck off
skinny incel marked as Do Not Disturb
kush: lol
taller than me: he can’t get along with anyone
edgy lolita: What is this?
edgy lolita: Oh
minecraft hacker: do u like ur nicknames ^-^
edgy lolita: It is fine I guess
taller than me: yes!!
keery geery: Kind of boring IMO
minecraft hacker: i couldnt come up with anything good T-T
keery geery changed their nickname to Holmes
edgy lolita: Somehow that’s even less creative
minecraft hacker: i win!!
Holmes: It’s more accurate.
taller than me: more accurate than your own name
Holmes: Mhm
louds mcyell: Hello classmates!
ball sack: oh jfc
louds mcyell: I hope that’s not an acronym for a swear!
taller than me: lol the nickname
minecraft hacker: :DD
louds mcyell: What?
minecraft hacker: nothing taka ^-^
minecraft hacker: where is everyone else 🥺
louds mcyell: I see you use emoticons as well!
taller than me: oh god
louds mcyell: @everyone Where are you all! 😱😱😱😁😁😁😇😇🙂
cmondom: hey
cmondom: who set my username
minecraft hacker: me !!
kush: I was already here earlier
minecraft hacker: i know
louds mcyell: Who are these people
kush: We all have nicknames set
kush: louds mcyell
hentai: 🎶 :3 Hi uwu
skinny incel marked as Online
skinny incel removed hentai from the chat
skinny incel marked as Do Not Disturb
taller than me: he’s stalking chat haha
louds mcyell: @taller than me Who are you
taller than me: makoto
louds mcyell: Did Fujisaki set these nicknames
taller than me: ugh
minecraft hacker: @louds mcyell yes i did ;))
cmondom: hi taki
taller than me: like the chip?
cmondom: taka*
minecraft hacker: taki is a cute nickname
cmondom: nah its not a nickname
minecraft hacker: :)
cmondom: 😐
kush: Chat is dry af☝️☝️☝️
twilight: ^
minecraft hacker: hi toko
kush: LMAOOOO TWILIGHT
twilight changed their nickname to leave me alone
leave me alone: username says it all
kush: Its called a nickname☝️☝️🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
taller than me: at some point i can’t tell when emoji usage is ironic or not
cmondom: what
louds mcyell: Why would emojis be ironic?
kush: I assure you it is ironic😀😀
minecraft hacker: i like this emoji 🥺
kush: The many layers of irony i use is truly incomprehensible to the average jokester
cmondom: jesse what the fuck are you talking about
sailor mars: Hi guys!!!
minecraft hacker: hi sayaka
taller than me: hi sayaka
cmondom: hey
louds mcyell: HELLO!!!!!!😁😁😁😁
sailor mars: I came in earlier but I was reading chat! Lolll
edgy lolita: Back
taller than me: what were you doing
edgy lolita: Shower
edgy lolita: @skinny incel Is your tantrum over yet?
skinny incel marked as Online
skinny incel: Shut up
cmondom: lmao is that togami
ball sack: yup
louds mcyell: What is an incel
skinny incel: Something that I’m not.
cmondom: its when you cant get any pussy
ball sack: lmao
minecraft hacker: dont be mean guys
taller than me: ^
louds mcyell: @cmondom As in female genitalia?
ball sack: LMAOOOO
cmondom: yea
skinny incel: This conversation is idiotic
cmondom: ok incel
taller than me: be nice
louds mcyell: Wait who is the incel again?
cmondom: togami
louds mcyell: That is plausible
taller than me: y’all :/
sailor mars: What is going on haha
dory: Hiii back with sakura
gains: hi 👋
taller than me: hi guys
taller than me: they’re arguing about incels
gains: oh like how togami is one
skinny incel: Factually incorrect
cmondom: oh really
louds mcyell: Is this still about sexual intercourse?
cmondom: yeah
louds mcyell: I see
minecraft hacker: 👀
cmondom: anyways
skinny incel: Trying to change the subject are we?
cmondom: try me faggot
taller than me: WHAT THE FUCK
minecraft hacker: woah calm down
sailor mars: Jesus
edgy lolita: Lol
skinny incel: It’s fine. I can handle it when it’s coming from a shit for brains jock.
cmondom: you want me to introduce that mouth to my fist
taller than me: GUYS CALM THE FUCK DOWN
minecraft hacker: :///
skinny incel: Stop embarrassing yourself, Naegi. Do you want me to send some screenshots?
taller than me: screenshots of what kuya
skinny incel: I think you know what I’m referring to
taller than me muted skinny incel and cmondom for 60 minutes
louds mcyell: Not necessary
minecraft hacker: kinda was
louds mcyell: Unmute Mondo
minecraft hacker: 👀
taller than me: not yet
edgy lolita: On ishimarus side
edgy lolita: I was into the drama
critically unstable: drama? >:)
minecraft hacker: not rn go away
taller than me: is that junko
critically unstable: hi
critically unstable changed status to “behind you”
louds mcyell: Ah!
critically unstable: not actually dumbass
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chihiro: hey are u ok ?? :/ togami was being really rude earlier
makoto: yeah i’m fine for the most part. that’s just how he is
chihiro: yea i guess :(
chihiro: what was he saying abt screenshotz ?
makoto: it’s probably nothing idk
chihiro: ok ://
chihiro: u can talk to me u know
makoto: i knowww
makoto: i’m fine, promise
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makoto: you weren’t actually going to send anything, were you?
byakuya: It’s entirely possible that I would
makoto: dude
makoto: i was just letting you know when i said it
makoto: i just felt bad i guess
makoto: cause i like needed to tell someone
makoto: and to um. involve as few people as possible i guess i just went straight to you
byakuya: That’s a silly reason to feel bad. Get your act together, Naegi
makoto: ugh
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11:30 PM
kush: ok new gane
minecraft hacker: whats the game
kush: Its called i guess if you have a light up keyboard and then you tell me if im right
minecraft hacker: ok !!!
gains: ok
dory: go to bed!!!!!!
gains: im playing a game
kush: Chihiro has a light up keyboard and the keys are white probably
minecraft hacker: guilty as charged >_<
louds mcyell: HI
kush: hi
kush: i dont think taka has a light up keyboard
louds mcyell: What?🤔🤔🤔🤔😲😲😲
cmondom: nope he doesnt
kush: Two for two
kush: wait what
cmondom marked as Offline
gains: um
kush: ^
minecraft hacker: ^^
dory: ^^^
louds mcyell: Why are we ^ ing!
kush: SUS
ball sack marked as Online
ball sack: how many times can you say sus in one day
kush: Sus in one day
ball sack: jesus christ
ball sack marked as Offline
louds mcyell: Why am I suspicious?
edgy lolita: taka
louds mcyell: Yes hi
edgy lolita: I think mondo might have my textbook
edgy lolita: Can you ask him if he does
louds mcyell: He does not!
edgy lolita: eight seconds
kush: WELLLL PLAYEDDD
edgy lolita: Im here all night folks
louds mcyell: I don’t get it
minecraft hacker: wait what just happened
minecraft hacker: WAIT AJDJSJDBJSSNFN
minecraft hacker: @louds mcyell WHERE ARE U RN
louds mcyell: I am in my room!
minecraft hacker: JDJDHDBJSBF BRB BR BRB GUYS
Holmes marked as Online
Holmes: who is knocking on my door
minecraft hacker: sbdjbdbsbsb wrong room
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kush: @minecraft hacker? Helloooo
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minecraft hacker: BACK
minecraft hacker: BACKBAKCBCBSKC
minecraft hacker: IM BAck
kush: WELL??
minecraft hacker: 😏😏😏😏😏😏
kush: WHAT
kush: WAS IT . LIKE???👀👀
minecraft hacker: NO NONONONOJOnono NOT THAT
minecraft hacker: BUT HE WANS T THE ONLY ONE THERE
kush: ITS MIDNIGHT JESUS CHRIST
edgy lolita: @cmondom So you asleep yet?
minecraft hacker: ABBDBSSB DONT PUSh IT CELETESTR AAAA
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9:13 AM
louds mcyell: Where is everyone! You’re going to be late!
gains: class doesnt start until 9:45
gains: what are you on
louds mcyell: Learning!
dory: THERES NO FUCKING LEARNING YET
louds mcyell: Language!
cmondom: he left me here
minecraft hacker: where 😏
minecraft hacker: takas room perhaps 😏
cmondom: yes?
cmondom: its not happening chihiro
cmondom: we were playing halo
minecraft hacker: suuuuuuurrrreeeee
cmondom: bruh
cmondom: get off my case
minecraft hacker: ok… ok…..
minecraft hacker: 😏
kush marked as Online
kush: 😏
kush marked as Offline
cmondom: fuck yall
louds mcyell: Language!!!
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9:30 AM
makoto: dude i don’t mean to be pushy but i can’t stop thinking about what you were saying yesterday
makoto: why would you even consider sending that
byakuya: It’s basic blackmail material. It would be silly not to have blackmail on everyone in case I get into a predicament
makoto: so you just don’t trust any of us
makoto: i don’t think you know how bad that would be for me
makoto: it was a while ago and it’s not like that anymore but
makoto: i don’t know how they would react
byakuya: You’re just giving me reasons to use it
byakuya: You don’t know how who would react?
makoto: why would i tell you
makoto: you pretty much just admitted you’re manipulating me
byakuya: No, I was asking that in a personal way. Strictly non-blackmail-related
makoto: oh really
makoto: ...
makoto: idk i guess just my friends
makoto: you know. the class. “our” friends i guess
makoto: i’m worried that it would get to my parents too
byakuya: Well, I’m your friend and I don’t hold any disdain towards you for that
makoto: are you really even my friend dude
makoto: like come on
byakuya: I don’t know, am I?
byakuya: Are we friends?
makoto read this message at 9:52 AM