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Klaus: *eagerly* Are we nearly there yet?
Dave: *sighing* Funnily enough, babe, the answer is the same as the last time you asked… five minutes ago.
Klaus: *bouncing slightly in his seat* Arghh! I’m just SO EXCITED!
Dave: I know, sweetie. But asking the same question every five minutes makes you sound like a child.
Klaus: *eyes bright* But Davey! We’re going to DISNEY WORLD! I don’t care if I sound like a child – I feel like a child!
Dave: *huff of laughter*
Klaus: *settling back and raising an eyebrow* Anyway, I’m nothing if not consistent.
Dave: *rolling his eyes* Yeah, a consistent pain in my ass.
Klaus: *under his breath* That’s not what you were saying last night…
Five: *from the driver’s seat* Guys!
Klaus: *grinning* Ooh, Daddy’s mad…
Luther: *from the front* Hey, watch it! I’m Number 1. If anyone’s the Daddy, I’m the Daddy.
Klaus: *winking at Dave* I guess that means I have another Daddy in this car then…
Luther: *hurriedly* I take it back. I don’t want to be the Daddy anymore. And yeah, just because you whisper, don’t think we can’t all hear you. We’re in the same car, you know?
Diego: *wearily from the back seat* Well just be glad you two only have to overhear them. At least you don’t have to see where Klaus’ hand is right now.
Klaus: *from the back middle seat* Hey, man!
*Five and Luther turn to look then snap their heads back quickly*
Luther: *cheeks pink* Oh my!
Five: *exasperatedly* Kids!
Diego: *staring determinedly out of the window* And yet, and yet… he still hasn’t moved his hand…