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honey, honey by notquitegucci (notquiteguchi)
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
24 Jun 2025
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“So, run it by me one more time.”
Vi paced the length of the room with her chin pinched firmly between her fingers. She had been tracing a wide oval on the floor, her boots clanking heavily with every step. They had been over the plan several times already, Viktor lamented soundlessly, but he understood her nerves. Ekko, who was busy spinning himself in one of Viktor’s office chairs, slowed to a stop with an exaggerated groan, dragging the toe of his shoes along Viktor’s floor. “Vi, how many more times are you gonna make us—”
“Until it’s perfect, Ekko.” Vi interrupted brusquely. “Everyone needs to be on the same page about what they’re doing, where they’re supposed to be, and what we’re after. We’re not gonna get another shot at this for months if we fail.”
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OR: The kids from Zaun have a plan—find whatever Jayce Talis has been working on and steal it. The Progress Day Gala is the perfect opportunity to do so. The only issue? Viktor has to attend to "present" his research to Heimerdinger. He should be in and out quickly—just long enough to get Vi into place and dip. If all goes smoothly, he'll never have to interact with Jayce Talis at all. Simple, right?
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- Part 1 of lay all your love on me (verse)
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Bookmarked by misaligned_rose
31 Aug 2025
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"Hey." Dave nudges their noses together. "I like that you're weird. My own personal x-man."
"Sex-man. Is that anything?"
“Don’t think they stocked that one at my comic store."
"File it away for the autobiography."
Dave kisses Klaus again. It's wetter this time.
"Just so you really get it," Dave says once they break apart, nuzzling into Klaus's hair, "I like that you're weird."
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16 Jul 2022
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Dealing with both physical and mental aches, Dave makes the decision to book himself a massage. It’s a far more life-changing decision than he could ever have expected, all thanks to one very hot massage therapist.
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06 Jun 2022
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i was lost (until I found me in you) by Eternal_Peace_is_Overrated
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
28 Apr 2022
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Klaus loves Dave.
Dave loves Klaus.
Things should be a little bit easier than they are, but then Five returns, long hidden secrets come to light, and things suddenly get a whole lot more complicated.
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“The Commission-” Five stresses through clenched teeth, and Klaus waves him off.
“I know, I know. Scary time traveling assassins, I get it, but why would we have to worry about them now-”
Klaus is interrupted as the door bangs open, and familiar footsteps hurry towards them. He can’t help but smile as Dave’s voice rings out, tension leaving his body, because this whole fucking day might be a painful mess, but Dave always seems to make things a little bit brighter.
“Klaus, darlin’, I got your message. S’everythin’ alr-”
“You,” Five snarls venomously, and Dave’s head swivels towards him, eyes wide in surprise.
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Bookmarked by misaligned_rose
14 Apr 2022
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Dave has a pressing work deadline, but stupid sexy Klaus is determined to distract him. He makes a valiant effort to resist the boy’s persuasive charms at first, but when Klaus finally crosses the line he has no choice but to teach him a painful lesson
Q: What’s black and blue and red all over?
A: Klaus’ little spanked ass.
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25 Mar 2022