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[ Dazai Osamu has formed a group ]
[ Dazai Osamu added user Yosano Akiko ]
[ Dazai Osamu added user Ranpo Edogawa ]
[ Dazai Osamu added the user Kunikida Doppo ]
[ Dazai Osamu added the user Jun'ichirō Tanizaki ]
[ Dazai Osamu added user Tanizaki Naomi ]
* Dazai Osamu has changed the name of the group to " I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING " *
Dazai Osamu: I MUST TELL YOU SOMETHING.
Ranpo Edogawa: Have you managed to persuade a woman to commit double suicide?
Kunikida Doppo: Have you finished filling out the papers?
Yosano Akiko: Did you invite Atsushi on a date?
Dazai Osamu: NO
Dazai Osamu: @YosanoAkiko BUT TIED TO HIM
Ranpo Edogawa: what?
Yosano Akiko: speak WHAT IS IT?!
Dazai Osamu: I HEAR STRANGE SOUNDS FROM HIS FLAT.
Kunikida Doppo: Is that why you created this group?
Tanizaki Naomi: what sounds?
Yosano Akiko, replay: ( Kunikida Doppo: That's why you created this group? ) quietly. what did you hear?
Ranpo Edogawa: dazai eavesdrops sushi?
Dazai Osamu: OF COURSE NOT.
Dazai Osamu: I was just walking by the door of his house
Jun'ichirō Tanizaki: at 1 am?
Dazai Osamu: I was on a walk.
Yosano Akiko: no matter what, say what you heard.
Dazai Osamu: I heard crying
Tanizaki Naomi: atsushi-kun crying? :(((
Yosano Akiko: I think I will go to him
Kunikida Doppo: Didn't you hear yourself maybe?
Ranpo Edogawa: I don't think it's crying
Jun'ichirō Tanizaki: how do you know?
Ranpo Edogawa: because i am the best detective!
Dazai Osamu: rather because you are standing at his door
Kunikida Doppo: And how do you know?
Dazai Osamu: Because I am standing next to him
Yosano Akiko: I'll be right there
Tanizaki Naomi: oniii-chan~ let's go too!
Jun'ichirō Tanizaki: but won't it be a violation of privacy?
Tanizaki Naomi: we will only stand at the door!
Tanizaki Jun'ichirō: let's do it.
Kunikida Doppo: Are you going to eavesdrop on him?!
Kunikida Doppo: ....
Kunikida Doppo: I will be right there...