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Miss Bustier's literal fav class
15:13
Alya: i am alive and well
Nathaniel: you almost got killed.
Marinette: i almost killed u for almost getting killed,, what if Ladybug didn't save u??
Alya: that scoop was amazing and worth that sacrifice and you know it. Plus, i trust Ladybug with my life
Lila: oh my gosh, are you okay Alya??
Marinette: im going to do homework now
Lila: Marinette why didn't you look after her? She almost got killed because of you!!
Marinette: bye :)
Adrien: ouch
Kim: GUYS WHAT HOMEWORK DO WE HAVE
Max: i thought i specifically told u
Alya: who once thought Max would write essays and proper punctuation on text?
Kim: Me
Nino: me
Adrien: me
Lila: me
Nathaniel: me
Alix: it seemed obvious honestly
Alya: me!!
Marinette: me. Kinda cringey that Max of all perople writes like that
Adrien: didn't you have homework to do???
Marinette: of course i did but u all grabbed my attention
Nino: lame excuse dudette
Max: i am highly offended u all thought i write like that
Bustier: Can't judge a book by its cover anyways
Marinette: how the hell...?
Adrien: Miss Bustier?
Kim: she fucking popped outta nowhere
Nino: uh... there is a teacher here?
[a message was deleted]
Bustier: I saw that
Kim: oops
Alix: u idiot
[Alya has removed Bustier]
Alya: its that simple u losers
Direct Message Chat @Marinette and @Adrien
15:21
Chaton: Mari did Lila do something to you again?
Princess: no..
Princess: im fine
Chaton: M'lady...
Princess: I swear im fine :)
[Chaton had started a voice call]
[Voice call ended at 17:42]
Chaton: I'm coming over
Princess: sure thing<3
Miss Bustier's literal fav class
05:42
Adrien: Bitches!
Adrien: hi :)
Marinette: like literally stfu babe its 5am
Adrien: ily you Mari but I was having a moment
Adrien: you ruined it :(
Alya: babe????
Nino: mm?
Alya: no not u
Nino: oh. Well then im going back to sleep
Adrien: lol
Alya: back to my question pls
Adrien: oh... We are kinda dating??
Alya: WHAT?!
Alix: all of u stfu
Marinette: im with Alix on that one
Marinette: Alya we will tell you at school
Alya: you better tell me I want my scoop
Miss Bustier's literal fav class
07:27
Kim: ASSHOLES! I AM AWAKE
Marinette: srsly Kim?
Rose: wait, Marinette is awake??
Nathaniel: shocker
Kim: ikr
Max: i have shitty classmates
Alix: ditto
Marinette: can I enjoy my extra hour of sleep in peace?
Max: its seven thirty, u should be awake
Adrien: This is Marinette we're talking about
Chloe: always stumbling in class late and mumbling bullshit about a so called cat annoying her in the mornings
Adrien: sksjscbbse uh...
Marinette: haha very funny,, where are you all by the way??
Rose: school
Alix: school
Nathaniel: school
Juleka: on my way to school
Chloe: school
Adrien: school
Sabrina: school
Lila: I am at England currently cant come today. Sorry guys!
Sabrina: its cool Lila
Chloe: or in a filthy hole plastered with pictures of the big Ben
Lila: that's offending...
Alya: Chloe that's just low!
Chloe: just stfu how do you buy her bullshit?
Lila: it's not bullshit I have a charity event there!
Chloe: another Lila cliché huh?
Lila: your so mean oh my gosh!!
Lila: do you know how hard it is to support those poor children??
Chloe: fuck you
Nino: that is damn rude Chloe you must fuck off
Chloe: oh please, i don't believe whores word for word
Alix: ...
Alya: CHLOE JUST SHUT YOUR BITCHY MOUTH UP LILA IS A GOOD PERSON OKAY
Chloe: bitch I can say whatever i want
Direct Message Chat @Chloe and @Sabrina
07:58
Sabrina: wasn't that kind of harsh?
Chloe: that slut must find her own place. I was just stating facts
Sabrina: okay then. Are you still going along with the plan as well though?
Chloe: yes. We launch it tomorrow
Direct Message Chat @Marinette and @Adrien
08:03
Chaton: did you see what happened on the gc
Princess: yup
Chaton: how long until they kick her out
Princess: 10 minutes
Miss Bustier's literal fav class
08:13
[Alya has removed Chloe]
Miss Bustier's literal fav class
16:42:
Alya: Lila
Alya: you BITCH
Alya: HOW FUCKING COULD YOU???
Marinette: i told u :)