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1. country bumpin’ by silentwalrus, tinfigs

   Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Oct 2020

   Tags

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   • Edward Elric/Roy Mustang
   • Old Man Jenkins
   • A Virgin Haystack
   • the rogue farmer
   • and his crop dustin’ shot bustin’ shoot blaster
   • Outdoor Sex
   • Ed’s tireless quest to spice up his own sex life
   • no matter the consequences
   • country livin’
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Trans Male Character
   • Community Overalls

   Summary

   Pinako Rockbell is turning 69, which means the entire Resembool-Listenbool County area is putting up the bunting, rolling out the good cheeses, decanting the moonshine, stockpiling fireworks, giving the safe sex talk to the local virgins and bribing the district garrison in preparation for the relevant festivities.

   Series

   • Part 2 of grapefruit cinematic universe

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