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Diego x JFK

Summary:

DISCLAIMER: This is satire. I started writing it when I got extremely caffeine high as a joke and I only update it when I've had a tone of caffeine trying to survive school please please don't take this seriously.

Deigo Hargreeves meets the love of his life John F Kennedy in the 60s after Kennedy hears about Diego's attempt to save his life. They fall in love and have to overcome great obstacles in order to have a life together. I'm very sorry for what you're about to read. It is a crack fic (AKA a joke)

Notes:

This is a joke please don't take me seriously
I'm bored and have nothing better to do I'm sorry
I saw there wasn't much diego x jfk and decided to make my own because why not
I apologize in advance
listen to careless whisper while reading ;)
no I'm kidding don't do that
If the spelling sucks that's because I don't have the energy to care
also there's a vine reference in here
this is also posted to wattpad because ao3 was being a jerk
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Chapter Text

Diego was alone at the mental ward, confused and pissed off.

He had made a friend, a girl named Lila. But she had already made her great escape a few days prior and they agreed to meet up on the outside.

Diego insisted on staying, holding on to a ray of hope JFK would see his name in the system and thank him for trying to save his life before his untimely demise.

He had only been here for a day after Lila made her way to the world outside and the love of his life John F Kennedy had not yet come to visit.

They haven't met yet that much was true, but he could feel the connection from decades away. An everlasting love stronger than the bonds of time. Now brought together by five’s mistake, but it felt more like a miracle.

Perhaps it was fate that Diego would find himself in the same time period as JFK himself, maybe the universe really was up to something. Maybe, true love wasn’t some lie told in old fables that Diego scoffed at.

How could he believe in true love when his was never meant to be?

Ever since he first saw John's picture in a history textbook, he couldn't peel his eyes away. It was like the universe finally made sense.

He didn’t tell his siblings, how could he? They would never understand.

He first heard of Kennedy’s death when googling pictures of his beloved at 3 am, and he swore if he ever got a chance he would re-wright history and give JFK the life he deserved. A life with him

Suddenly, footsteps thudding up the hallway pulled Diego out of his thoughts.

Was it?

Could it be?

In Diego's mind he could hear the song Careless Whisper playing loud and clear. Echoing off his ear drums as if his heart was beating out that very tune

Maybe it was just his touch starved subconscious, or maybe that’s just how finding true love feels.

But as the footsteps echoed off the walls from where Diego sat against the cool tile floor, he knew that fate had made it so.

Because turning the corner was none other than the greatest sight his eyes had ever seen. John Fitzgerald Kennedy in the flesh.

“How did you find me,” Diego gasped, quite convinced he had finally lost it.

“True love knows no bounds. I could feel your presence as if the universe opened up and showed me a new world.”

“That’s deep.”

“Yeah”

“But how did you find me in this hospital”

“I’ll never tell”

“I tried to save you john, but they didn’t let me,”

“Never fear Diego dear, I’ll get you out. But first”

JFK went to sit next to Diego in the hallway, both men holding each other’s gaze.

Diego was the first to speak.

“This is legitness.”

“Yeah it is.”

What went down next must not be discussed in front of children