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“Dude, just trust me.”
“I don’t think I’ve ever heard anything less convincing come out of your mouth, bro.”
“Come on Cochise, live a little! Don’t tell me you’re scared!”
“Yes, I am! Your sisters are fucking terrifying! And you know Sam could beat up the pair of us single-handed!”
“Yeah, but she won’t because she loves us too much! Don’t know about Han or Beth, though - they might feel the need to defend my valour or some stupid shit like that. Gotta make sure their big bro isn’t screwing a douchebag or something, I dunno.”
“I’m still not confident about this - are you sure I’ll be safe?”
“Nope! But it’s not like we can hide forever - and if they have to work it out or they fucking catch us in flagrante (if you know what I mean) then we’ll be dead meat.”
“Fucking- fine! I give up! But if I die I’m haunting your ass!”