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    Even after everything that Harry has been through at Hogwarts, 8th year is shaping up to be the strangest term yet. Hermione has stopped making color-coded study guides, Ginny’s dating Luna, and Blaise and Neville are growing melloweed in the common room. Strangest of all, Pansy Parkinson has somehow become one of Harry’s best friends. Harry half wishes Voldemort would burst into the great hall and try to kill him. At least then, part of his life would be back to normal.

    Enter: a Slytherin soiree, party games, and a dare gone wrong. Malfoy's stops speaking to Harry, which is complete and utter bullshit, because it's Malfoy's fault that they got into this situation in the first place. Harry's only certain of one thing: Pansy is the worst friend in the world, and if he ever figures out how to break the high-strength bonding spell that has bound his magic to Malfoy's, he's going to kill her.

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