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Joseph Joestar, choccy milk detective (JJBA chatfic)

Summary:

SOMEONE HELP WE RAN OUT OF CHOCCY MILK AND THERE’S NONE LEFT IN THE WORLD THIS IS TRULY SERIOUS PLEASE HELP

Chapter 1: WHO DRUNK ALL THE FUCKING CHOCCY MILK

Chapter Text

 

  Joseph Joestar added Caesar Zeppeli, Jonathan Joestar, Jotaro Kujo, and 6 more to WHO DRUNK ALL THE FUCKING CHOCCY MILK


                                                        WHO DRUNK ALL THE FUCKING CHOCCY MILK

                                   Caesar Zeppeli changed Joseph Joestar’s name to Caesar’s little dumbass

                                   Joseph Joestar changed Caesar Zeppeli’s name to Sunflower boy

Caesar’s little dumbass: HEY!

Jotaro Kujo: What the hell is this

Sunflower boy: I don’t even know

Caesar’s little dumbass: ONE OF YOU DRUNK ALL OF THE CHOCCY MILK

Sunflower boy: It wasn’t me

Caesar’s little dumbass: Of course it wasn’t you

Jolyne Cujoh: Please keep that in the bedroom

Josuke Higashikata: We’ve all heard you guys and now none of us are able to have good dreams anymore

Sunflower boy: Can we please stop talking about this

Caesar’s little dumbass: That’s not even what I meant!

Caesar’s little dumbass: WHO DRUNK ALL THE FUCKING CHOCCY MILK

Jonathan Joestar: What is “choccy milk”?

                                    Caesar’s little dumbass changed Jonathan Joestar’s name to Stay Pure

 Caesar’s little dumbass: Choccy milk is just another word for chocolate milk

Stay Pure: That makes sense 
        
                              Caesar’s little dumbass changed Jolyne Cujoh’s name to Spider-Girl 

                              Caesar’s little dumbass changed Josuke Higashikata’s name to Steak hair boy

                              Caesar’s little dumbass changed Jotaro Kujo’s name to WHERE IS DOLPHINS

                              Caesar’s little dumbass changed Giorno Giovanna’s name to ✨Golden✨
                               

                              Caesar’s little dumbass changed Jo2suke Higashikata’s name to French fry thief

French fry thief: What’s happening 

Spider-Girl: I’ll tell you later