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Jona!! added 40 members to "happy happy friend chat! :D"
DIO: what the hell is this
goldenboi✨: a group chat dad
spunchbop: yay friends!!
psychotic stone: who are you???
jojolyne: my partner
hermit: my partner
jojolyne: our partner (insert communism flag here)
jolynesbbg: can you be my partner jolyne
JoLEAN: ew no
jolynesbbg: not you i meant jojolyne
JoLEAN: oh
jojolyne: still no???
jolynesbbg: 😔
jolynesbbg: 🏃💨
psychotic stone: tf is happening
slowed+reverb: so real
DIO: is it too late to leave
realdiofan01: hi DIO😊😊😊
DIO: um
DIO: za warudo
DIO: toki wo tomare
DIO: 🏃💨
DIO: toki wa ugokidesu
Jona!!: what just happened?
Jona!!: it felt like time stopped for a moment...
joot🐬: this must be the work of an enemy stand user
rizzmaster420: holy shit!!
nori🍒: emerald splash
tadbitfoolish: BOOO GET OUT!!🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
NOTlafayette: kak ruined it
nori🍒: aww
nori🍒: i thought we were just saying our catchphrases :(
Avdol🔥: no
joot🐬: HOP OFF MY GOAT‼️
nori🍒: aww thanks :3
Jona!!: what's a "GOAT"?
rizzmaster420: dw guys i got this
rizzmaster420: GOAT means greatest of all time
DIO: it's me i'm the goat
Jona!!: oh okay!!
Jona!!: but your username makes me curious... what is "rizz"?
rizzmaster420: um
rizzmaster420: guys don't tell him
nori🍒: rizz is short for charisma, your charm
Jona!!: well, joseph does have quite the charismatic personality!
rizzmaster420: thanks jonathan
Caesarino💙: joseph has no rizz
rizzmaster420: i rizz you caesar
Caesarino💙: 🏃💨
DIO: my rizz is the GOAT
rizzmaster420: nah, i'd rizz
nori🍒: cringelords
nori🍒: nobody in this chat is on my level
nori🍒: I HAVE THE SKIBIDI TOILET OHIO SIGMA RIZZ‼️
joot🐬: can confirm, his skibidi toilet ohio sigma rizz makes me edgemaxx so hard
rizzmaster420: JOOT SUCCUMBED TO THE BRAINROT⁉️
joot🐬: um
joot🐬: 🏃💨
Jona!!: i'm so confused
goldenboi✨: just stay that way for now papa