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1. Snape Would Be A Terrible Sex Shop Owner by orphan_account

   Fandoms: Fanatical Fics and Where to Find Them (Podcast)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, M/M, Multi
   • Complete Work

   01 Jul 2022

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Other Relationship Tags to Be Added
   • Neville Longbottom/Pansy Parkinson
   • Hermione Granger/Viktor Krum/Ron Weasley
   • Neville Longbottom
   • Severus Snape
   • Harry Potter
   • Various Characters
   • Everybody Lives
   • Alternate Universe - Crack

   Summary

   "tbh I think landscaper/sex shop owner should be the hot new au. florist/tattoo artist au but make it 2020" - tumblr user thedoubteriswise

   "Harry is a regular at the sex shop Draco works at and keeps pretending he wants to buy things for his imaginary partner, but really just wants to try them on Draco. Neville runs his landscaping business from the shop next door, and Harry always hangs out there to complain about how hopeless his crush is. shenanigans ensue." - the fanatical fam

   "oh, well, I guess I'll start writing." - me

   I'd like to thank ren for being one of the main providers of a lot of the story ideas that found their way into this fic - thanks, ren!

   Series

   • Part 1 of Fanatical Fam Fics

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   10,407

   Chapters:

   20/20

   Comments:

   177

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