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Listen, Mic I, have taught these, brats,"
"Aizawa!"
"for seven months and"
"I know but"
"I live with them."
"Just wait a second!"
"I have favorites."
"Aizawa, the kids are in the room!" Aizawa looked behind him to see all of class 1-A staring ahead blankly.
"You think I care, they know!" Mic looked shocked as most of the kids started nodding.
"I'm pretty sure I'm his least favorite if not hated child."
"I don't hate any of you." That made them smile. "But if any of you pull a Midoriya, I will suspend you in a heartbeat."
"I just got back, Sensei!" Bakugo started laughing as Aizawa's eyes landed on him.
"What I already accept my place, besides, we both know I don't look for trouble like a certain nerd."
"So not true, Kacchan. Half those fights started because of you!"
"Not my fault I'm so popular."
"We can't actually blame him for that!"
"Kirishima, yes, we can. It is totally his fault. Humble yourself just a little and."
"What was that nerd!"
"I will fight you, Kacchan!"
"Bright it!"
"No, you two don't. You just got back. Don't make me suspend you again!" They both sat down, grumbling. "Now, Mic as, I was saying, I do have favorites, and I will happily list them out."
"You don't, and you're going to anyway." Mic grabbed a seat as his friend started listing down names.
"Tokoyami, Asui, Shoji, Sato, and Koda are my favorites because they never do anything. Seriously I can walk in the dorms and there acting like normal teens just watching tv or reading a book." They nod, and Midoriya pulls out a book.
"I was positive Yaoyorozu would have been in the top five." Bakugo agreed and turned around in his desk to watch him write everything down.
"Maybe I would have before I allowed two certain people to convince me to borderline break the law." Todoroki turned away, blushing, as Iida stood up to give her thumbs up.
"Sorry, not sorry, Yaoyorozu, besides you're coming up soon." She mocked gasped at Midoriya as Aizawa cleared his throat.
"He's right next is Yaoyorozu, Jiro, Hagakura, Ojiro, and Sero." Kirishima gave Sero a high five as Ashido and Kaminari cheered.
"Shut up, you loud idiots." They stared at him and making a pouty face, which caused Midoriya to laugh and make Bakugo even madder. "The hell idiots, I said shut up!"
"Poor, Kacchan, don't worry, were next." Kaminari and Ashido start laughing harder as Bakugo settled back into his seat.
"You guys are idiots. Just, listen to sensei." The three looked confused until Aizawa started speaking again.
"Kirishima, Ashido, Tokoyami, Uraraka, and Todoroki." That shocked a few people because that means.
"Wait!' Midoriya is one of your least favorite students!" Yaoyorozu covered her mouth when she realized she had spoken out so loud.
"No, I'm with Ms. Yaoyorozu. Sho, what, the heck?" He couldn't believe, sweet helpful Midoriya wasn't one of the first few kids. This was the kid that helped keep his desk cleaned or just cleaned it for him. He followed All might around the school carrying document when he hurt his back. Midoriya offered to tutor random kids in Math during his free time because Ectoplasm was busy. Seriously this kid wasn't a favorite.
"Yes, if you all must know the last insane brats on my list are Aoyama for yesterday's glitter bomb," The blond just smirked and waved. "Kaminari for helping with said glitter bomb." The next boy just giggled as Ashido switched between grabbing and shacking his or Aoyama's shoulders. "Iida for knowing about the plan, buying them more glitter, and helping them make a hit list." Iida didn't even look ashame as Uraraka started at him in betrayal. "Last but certainly not least Bakugo, and Midoriya for what they did to Nemuri last Thursday." Bakugo laid his head down right as he said that while Midoriya put on a surprised and confused face for all to see.
"I have no idea what you are talking about sense!" Mic started at him confused.
"What did they do to Nemuri?" Aizawa didn't hesitate and just tapped on his desk for a moment. "No way." More taps. "Holy poor Nemuri, I feel so bad. Wait, how do you know they were actually using morse code." He smiled, looked at Mic, to Midoriya, and back to Mic.
"First, I was still in the room," He could hear Bakugo groan. "and second. I helped them out when she started catching on." He holds up a bright yellow All Might ballpen and makes the most annoying clicking sound that sends Bakugo into a fit of laughter.
"Kacchan, you sold us out."
"Worth it, Nerd. Did you not hear that was fucking perfect." Midoriya groans and slams his head into the desk.
"How are they not your favorite?"
"Because I had to deal with Nemuri's next class." The man sank to the desk wrapped up in his sleeping bag as Mic just got up and left. Class 1-A is just too much sometimes.