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On a sunny Thursday evening around two-twenty, Bakugo could feel himself tense up as he reentered the classroom. Almost everyone was there and waiting patiently for the teacher to arrive and start the lesson. Bakugo took his seat and sigh, hoping to relax before the bonus lessons started after their art history lessons ended.
"Shit." He jumped as his bag buzzed and swiftly pulled out his phone. He whispered, "Deku?" under his voice and sent the boy a text back agreeing with his statement. How can she not tell they were freaking out every time she pulled out a pair of handcuffs, leather belts, or plain rope for crying out loud. Deku was just a freaked out as he was, and he could tell the other boy yelped when that creepy grape started panting over a box of handcuffs next to her desk.
"What the hell kind of teacher-" He stopped himself when Hagakure turned around in her desk.
"Hey, Bakugo are you okay?" She could tell how freaked out he was, but he shrugged it off.
"I'm fine. Leave me alone." She sighed and turned back around in her seat as Deku sent him another text saying he had an idea and to follow his lead. He could only text back whatever as Midnight sensei walked into the class smiling happily.
"Hello, Kiddos." She walked in, smiling like it was any other day. " Open up those journals. We are going to draw out the worst qualities in our hero uniforms and replacements for them. After that, we have a special treat for today." She giggles and dumps the box of handcuffs, chains, and rope on the desk. She others ignored the whimper or didn't hear it.
"Handcuffs." Midoriya held back a shiver hearing Mineta's creepy laugh. He turned to glare at his sometime friend sometime pain in the neck, only to find the tiny creep turned around his seat, staring at Yaoyorozu. Midoriya didn't hesitate to grab Mineta by his shoulder. He turned him around and sat him down to give him the worse glare he could muster at that moment.
"Yelp!" He sank down into the chair as Yaoyorozu gave Midoriya a small smile.
"No problem." He pulled out the textbook and smiled as his bright blue All Might ballpen came into view. He hopes Bakugo will catch on quickly as he starts to click the pen.
Bakugo dropped his pencil as the message became loud and clear. How would this help, though? He reached into his bag swapping, the wooden pencil for a pen.
"Mr. Midoriya, is there a problem?" Midnight looked at him with a small smile.
"No sensei, I'm just having an off day, sorry." He wasn't lying since today has been very strange, and he did go down a letter grade in Cementoss sensei's class. Plus the, whole day with Kacchan at arm's length was both fun and exhausting.
"I see." The moment she turns around, the clicking starts back up. "Mr. Midoriya?"
"Wasn't me, Sensei." She looks around doesn't see anyone. "Is everything alright?" The class was looking at her strangely, making her blush.
"Yes, of, course let's start the lesson!" As she did a quick glance around the room, she spotted a bright red all might pen.
Click-click
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Click-click
It is going on the thirty-minute mark, and Nemuri had watched Midoriya and Bakugo like a hawk. Midoriya would only click his pen once or twice. Then giggle after another set of clicks start. It wasn't just clicks either. Bakugo would stomp his foot gently and crack a knuckle every five minutes or so. The whole thing seems to coordinated from two people that hate each other, and it was giving her flashbacks to her second year with Hizashi and Shota.
Click-click
She could feel her stress growing as class speed by. Calming down, she told everyone they had five minutes left. She only needed ten to complete her secondary class so-.
"Mr. Midoriya-"
"That was me." She wanted to strangle Bakugo since every time she would catch, Midoriya he would take the blame.
"I see. Keep it down, Mr. Bakugo." He would just nod and lay his head down. Since both boys were just waiting for the secondary portion to start.
Midoriya was starting to get annoyed. Usually, by this time, a teacher would have other took the pen or asked him to leave. He knew she was a hero, but jeez, even All might had a breaking point. Bakugo was starting to sound annoyed to with the amount of clicking he was doing. In fact, he had stopped making sense. Usually, they kept it simple talks of All might items or small jokes. At the moment, he was taping out something about calicos and yarn. It would be impossible to keep up on such a quick-paced one-sided conversation.
Bakugo glanced behind him as Midnight sensei started to speak. Whatever she was trying to say was being interrupted by clicks, and it was quickly getting to the woman as every other word had to be repeated. He had to keep his head down to keep her eyes off him.
"Okay, now, Click-click starts Click-click my sp-Click-click special augh!" She was at her limit, and the class could see it. "Boys, please!" Bakugo perked up, and Midoriya looked away from his hero journal.
"I need you both to stop." Midoriya looked confused and nodded while putting his pen away. "Bakugo, could you as well?"
"I already put mine in my bag before I laid down." She went lax in relief just as Click-click
Click-click
Click-click
Click-click
Click-click
Click-click
The scream could be heard from the entrance as Midnight screamed both Bakugo and Midoriya out of her class. It didn't take either boy a second to run.
"Well, that was intense." Bakugo looked at him, shocked.
"Geez, Deku, did you have to go that hard on her?" Midoriya stopped walking.
"What are you talking about. I stopped when you started on about Calicos or something?" Bakugo gave him a strange look.
"What do cats have to do with this?" Midoriya shrugged, confused by the question. Bakugo was the one to change the subject. "Seriously, what was all that."
"I told you it wasn't me. I seriously stopped for a good reason." Bakugo glared at him and asked what. Midoriya pulled out the pen and started clicking it with so sound coming from it.
"Oh!?"
"I think I broke the spring or something. I'll have to take it apart tonight."
"Well, take a look at mine too." He pulled out his own pen and clicked it. It gave a sound, but the part to, write with didn't leave the hole. "I think somethings blocking the exit, and since I needed to finish the sketch, I took out my pencil."
"Wait, so you really didn't."
"Nope."They stood there, contemplating their situation. They were removed from class because of a disturbance they did not cause. "Damn it, this sucks."
"Agreed. If one of us was guilty, that would be fine, but I had to stop about thirty minutes into class. You?"
"My pen gave out around the same time." They both moaned knowing, there were still going to get a detention for this.
"Well, if we're going to be punished, anyway wanna ditch?" Bakugo went to speak, but for the life of him couldn't come up with a good reason to stay.
"Yeah, I want something to eat anyway."
Midnight sigh as the clicking came to a sudden stop after both boys were forcefully removed from the class. To be honest, it had to be the most relaxing class that she had ever taught. It was only, when Midnight was leaving did she notice that her heels clicked against the floor unbelievably loud.