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“adults” (14 members)
[ Fria Lyersie has been added to “adults” ]
Fria Lyersie: hel yeah i can use a phone again
daddy issues: wtf who dis
[ Fria Lyersie ‘s nickname has been changed to fresh meat ]
rainbow: jonny shes made of wood you cant eat them.
daddy issues: fuk
a friend ;3: Oh! Excellent!
fresh meat: a warm welcome i see
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Pretending
ghost: should i do roses or daisies on this arm?
toy: Roses! You Can Match The Album!
ghost: sweet
ghost: good idea TS!
toy: ^^ Thank You! I Like To Help!
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“adults” (14 members)
lyf: I knocked Jonny out send help
flamingo: you WHAT
lyf: I THOUGHT HE WOULD DODGE
doctor whomst: YOU WHAT
lyf: HE WAS SUPPOSED TO DODGE
Flamingo: HOW
lyf: SOME OF US ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO FIGHT LA COGNIZI
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maris von doctor: anyone seen my violin bow?
bill nye: i think the octo kittens might have eaten it
maris von doctor: those little shits
not an inspector: fuckin violins
tik tok: dont fuck violins Lyf it’s unsafe
not an inspector: wtf fria
tik tok: your the one with the rumored violin fetish don’t look at me
bill nye: EXCUSE ME???
tik tok: that was one weird day of office gossip lol
not an inspector: Odin kill me now
bill nye: LYF HAS A VIOLIN FETISH????
not an inspector: I do not!!!
tik tok: prove it bitch
not an inspector: i dont need to “prove it” i just don’t
tik tok: hm. If you say so.
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Eldritch Theys
clock: so hows that cello practice going inspector?
shrimp: I’m not an inspector anymore Fria
clock: r u sure?
clock: I’ve seen u inspecting Marius’s ass a lot ;)
shrimp: stfu
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dr mario: doctor tip of the day- don't eat the teeth that TS makes, they’re poisonous
midgardian government: you’re not a doctor
dr mario: am too!! >:(
midgardian government: name a bone
dr mario: ear
dr mario: SHIT
d’vinky: lol
midgardian government: besides, eating teeth is how we grow wings
dr mario: cap
midgardian government: no cap
midgardian government: all truth
eldr-bitch: can confirm, I eat them to keep mine nice and shiny
d’vinky: brb
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boom boom boom boom: HOLY SHIT JONNYS JUST ATE TEETH
eldr-bitch: we got em boys
midgardian government: I can’t belive that worked
i want u in my room: what wound that do to his digestive system…
i want u in my room: time to find out >:)
midgardian government: does jonny normally eat teeth
pyro-physicist: he usually skips them
midgardian government: …
midgardian government: im not going to ask
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Shells who are loved
ship: Fria?
body: yeah?
ship: Jonny killed Tim in the lower decks again
ship: can you go get him? <3
body: jonny or tim
ship: both preferably :)
body: on it
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bug wings: <3 u Aurora
trans-port: <3 you as well!
d’void: I THOT WE ESCAPED SHIP SX
bug wings: lol bet im ace
flame on: the most powerful card
bug wings: Hel yeah
bug wings: she loves me because i repair her instead of shoot her- unlike some people
trans-port: we are best friends :)
d’void: f u
bug wings: love you too jonny <3
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uncool brian: Hey you all? Come up to the pilots window, you’re going to want to see this.
d’vinky: holy shit
[ Nastya Rasputina has been added to idiots anonymous ]
[ Nastya Rasputina ‘s name has been changed to shipfucker ]
shipfucker: surprise bitch I live