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Moonlight slid the door open to the academy, interrupting Iruka as he was teaching his class of future genin.
Everyone turned towards her, and the class became quiet as Iruka looked at the intruder.
"Who are you? What are you doing in this classroom?" his brows furrowed, and he stood on guard. He has never seen this...strange looking child in his life. He couldn't even identify her. Not a clan trait in sight, and she looked so out of place.
She rolled her eyes, "My name is Moonlight Twinklecharm. I'm supposed to join your class."
Iruka's eye twitched slightly at the attitude, "You can't just join a class. You have to register. Besides, we are already almost through with the year-"
Something took over him in that moment.
Suddenly, he felt more relaxed, and smiled at the suspicious child.
"Of course. Go sit next to Sasuke."
In his mind, Iruka was freaking out. That wasn't what he wanted to say! He was about to force her to leave and sort that out. How come he can't move or say anything?!
She grunted, then made her way to sit next to the Uchiha, who was staring ahead silently, not paying any attention to the new girl.
Everyone felt weary. She just entered and joined the class without a problem! Why did she look like that? Some of them glared at the revealing clothes she was wearing. It's not even practical!
But, like Iruka's weird behavior, something took over them as well.
The boys in the class suddenly swooned. Their faces got red, and they sneered at the Uchiha for being able to sit next to their girl! They would be with her, not Sasuke!
‘Why was this happening?!’ they all thought, ‘We are 12 years old! Who even has time for a girlfriend right now?! Help us all!’
Then, Sasuke continued to brood as the weird girl sat next to him.
‘This is all a waste of time. These useless lectures aren't getting me anywhere close enough to kill Itachi. My brother...my damned brother...I will kill you. I will avenge my clan, and I will restore it! Once I'm done, you'll be finished-‘
He froze.
‘Who is this girl next to me? She's not going crazy over me like every other girl in existence? Why is that? Hn hn hn. Is that...vanilla shampoo coming from her long, golden locks? ‘
It felt like hands grabbed forcefully into his hair, turning his head to stare at her.
‘I don't care at all about this girl! Why did I think that?! Why did it feel like something took over and forced me to look at her?!’
Moonlight turned to stare at him, and gave him a snobby look, "What are you staring at, emo duckbutt Sasgay?"
Sasuke's thoughts were running wild.
‘What does 'emo' even mean? Is that some dumb insult? Duckbutt? Sasgay?! This stupid girl is gonna get it-!’
He blushed. "Nothing, hn."
That wasn't even close to what he wanted to say! He was gonna tell her off, not fucking blush like a schoolgirl and let her get away with it!
He felt the release of the hands, but he was too shaken to even respond. Being controlled like that was horrifying, even to him. Shakily, he turned his attention back to Iruka, trying to clear his thoughts of the freaky girl next to him.
In the middle of the freaking lecture, Sakura just decided to get up and stand next to Moon-something completely weird.
"You fucking bitch! I'll kill you! Get out of here, I'm sitting next to Sasuke-kun!"
‘What the heck Sakura?!’ the class thought in fear.
‘My body moved on its own! Is this girl a spy? A rogue ninja trying to sabotage us? What kind of powerful jutsu manipulates our thoughts and actions?! She needs to be interrogated!’
Moonlight looked up at the pink-haired girl, "Too bad. Your name isn't written on it, Suckra, so you can piss off. And by the way, Sasuke isn't some object for you to keep to yourself."
‘How did she know my name? Someone help us!’
Sakura then looked at Sasuke, "Sasuke, tell this bitch to get out of my seat!"
"Shut up, whore. You're annoying and useless," he spat out.
Moonlight smirked at Sakura, "You heard him, useless. Piss off."
Sakura's eyes widened, and she felt as if someone stabbed her in the gut, twisting the knife and cutting her up from the inside. Why did Sasuke say such mean things to her? And why was she being so mean? She would never call anyone those things! She isn't heartless.
Her lips quivered, and she walked back to her seat as she held in her tears.
Meanwhile, Sasuke was trying to get Iruka's attention to address the situation, but the dumbass was seemingly ignoring everything that was happening! Not to mention he couldn't open his mouth and say anything. But judging by the way Iruka Sensei changed subjects, Sasuke figured that this was affecting everyone. Even Sakura.
Speaking of Sakura, did he just call her a whore?! Yeah she's annoying, but he wouldn't outright call her something not even true.
‘I need to find a way to get back in control,’ he thought, beginning to sweat.
—
The lecture was over, and suddenly Sasuke had the urge to ask this weirdo to spar.
“You seem strong. Fight me and I’ll prove I’m better than you.”
She smirked, “Fine. Just a warning, I’ll kick your ass.”
‘Overconfident bit-‘
He smirked, “We’ll see.”
Then, they were outside, both standing opposite sides of each other as they prepared to fight.
Sasuke ran up to her, aiming a kick to the face. She ducked low, sweeping his leg and making him fall.
‘If she’s this good, then why the hell is she in the academy? Nothing is making sense!’
He got back up, then aimed more jabs at her as she effortlessly dodged them all. He wanted to show his anger and frustration, but this damn force was preventing him!
Then, he was suddenly on the ground, with this freak pinning him down.
In reality, he would shove her off and leave.
But he kept having these-these false thoughts! He couldn’t control his actions!
‘No way she beat me! She’s definitely strong. The way she’s pinning me...what is this feeling in my gut? Why does my face feel hot?’
No! Stop, stop, stop! His dumb face just looked at her in awe. She got up, and he followed suite with a stupid pout on his face.
She left after saying some dumb ‘badass’ quote, then Sasuke was left to his own thoughts. It felt like he had control over himself again, and he realized that she was definitely the source of the problem. He had to stay away from her at all costs.
—
And now she was somehow on their team! He couldn’t escape from her now!
And then, what’s even worse, is that she’s super weird with Naruto. She acts like they’ve been best friends even though they just met. She treats him like he’s special, as if she knew what he went through. It made Sasuke want to just get up and leave.
He sighed.
—
Days. For days, everyone has been acting so weird. It was all because of Moonglimmer Sparklenut, or whatever the fuck her name was. Sasuke felt like he was going insane! He couldn’t have his own thoughts around her.
Kakashi Sensei was treating her as if she was special, constantly praising her for the dumbest things. Sakura was especially snotty to her for no reason. Naruto...he was falling completely for this girl’s trap. He followed her blindly and was completely ignoring the fact that his crush was getting cursed at all the time, and vice versa. No one was sensible. Not even himself.
These lovesick ‘thoughts’ were going to be the end of him. He just wanted to kill Itachi and get his revenge.
However, his breaking point was when Zabuza came and tried to kill them.
He looked over at the weirdo, and widened his eyes when he witnessed her fight.
“Sage Art Wood Release: True Several Thousand Hands!”
“Bijuu bomb!”
“Chidori!” (This one even made Kakashi look at her weirdly)
“Sharingan!”
That one was the last straw.
They couldn’t even find Zabuza after the dust cleared.
Sasuke took out a kunai, aiming it for his stomach. This mind fuckery was worse than the sickening intent to kill Zabuza created in the mist.
He couldn’t live with this foolishness.
End.