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  1. Close (to God) As I Can Get by

    Fandoms: One Direction (Band)  

    24 Nov 2020

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    “Oh, my God, Fizz,” Louis groaned. “He-”
    “Louis William Tomlinson,” Jay chastised. “We do not say the Lord’s name in vain.”
    “Sorry.” He murmured up to the sky after a glance at his expectant mother.
    “Why did Noah have to punish the chicken on the Ark?” Harry asked suddenly. The twins and Fizzy immediately perked up, recognizing the beginning of a joke. . Louis groaned, already knowing the punchline, but he appreciated the sentiment.
    “Because they had such fowl language!”

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