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    Scaramouche, code name "散兵" and (tragically) 'romanized' "Balladeer", is rank 6 in the entirety of the Snezhnayan secret service. He has carried out successful espionage missions from the sunny streets of Mondstadt to the gilded courtrooms of Fontaine. His ultimate goal? To find enough dirt through this line of work to blackmail Inazuma's government and finally claim his rightful spot as Crown Prince to the Chrysanthemum Throne.

    On his latest mission, his orders are very simple: steal the prized "Geo Gnosis" heirloom from billionaire heir Zhongli. And he will not let this horny ginger asshole who has the audacity to call himself Scaramouche's comrade ruin it for him.

    (The worst spy AU in all of existence. I am sorry.)

    [On indefinite hiatus due to burnout; sorry!]

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