Work Text:
Hey there hoot hoot my name is Hooty
Gobblin' up bugs is my sworn duty
I'm so long you can't see my booty
Hey stop looking for my patootie!
Hoot hoot hoot, hoot, hoot hoot, hoot, hoot hoot
I'm so cute, cute, cute cute, cute, cute cute
Hoot hoot hoot, hoot, hoot hoot, hoot, hoot hoot
I'm a doot, doot, doot doot, doot, doot doot
Come on by you can try my hoot tea
Don't be surprised if it tastes fruity
Secret ingredient is mooty!
Okay fine the secret ingredient is bugs okay?! BUGS!! Specifically fruit beetles hoot hoot!
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HOOT HOOT HOOT, HOOT, HOOT HOOT, HOOT, HOOT HOOT!
I SHOULD SCOOT, SCOOT, SCOOT SCOOT, SCOOT, SCOOT SCOOT!
HOOT HOOT HOOT, HOOT, HOOT HOOT, HOOT, HOOT HOOT!
WHAT ELSE RHYMES WITH HOOT, HOOT, HOOT HOOT, HOOT, HOOT HOOT?!
Hooty out!
GEEZ!