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[We see Jacquelyn-Claire Ulrich sitting at her computer at home playing the game "Among Us".]
Jacquelyn: How's everyone doing today?
[Ramsay Bolton signs in.]
Ramsay: Awful.
[Bolt Patase signs in.]
Bolg: This virtual gaming shtick is so...boring! I hate social distancing!
[Joffrey Baratheon signs in.]
Joffrey: Don't we all?
Jacquelyn: Well, I say that we should call all our friends and do a free-for-all tournament here! It'll be great!
Ramsay: Yeah, let's do that! It'll make things so much better for us!
Bolg: I'm going to call Jace and have him set up the game for us. What game are we playing, again?
Jacquelyn: We're going to play the popular game Among Us.
Joffrey: What? That game that Tommen likes to play on his tablet?
Ramsay: Yup. Except, though, I'm getting just about sick and tired of Harry Potter coming to join us every time we come to play!
Bolg: It's like that guy is trying to be hip.
Joffrey: Since when was he hip?
Ramsay: Probably never, if we're going by what Jacquelyn says about him.
Jacquelyn: Yeah. It's like this: Harry Potter is so SUS...he shouldn't even be AMONG US!!!
Joffrey: OMG, did you seriously just say that???
Jacquelyn: Yes, I just did.
Bolg: Jacquelyn, that's the funniest thing that I've heard all year! And I've heard some weird jokes!
Ramsay: What did she just say?
Bolg: She said that Harry Potter is too SUS to be among us!
Jacquelyn: It's true. He's just not good enough to hang out with us at all!
Ramsay: Yeah. He has no redeeming qualities and he's acting like he's still relevant!
Bolg: I guess someone forgot to tell him that he stopped being relevant back in 2007.
Jacquelyn: What a tragedy. Plus, doesn't he know that everyone now likes the Fantastic Beasts moives?
Ramsay: Shame on him.
Joffrey: I don't know what you guys are talking about, but let's go! The game isn't going to start itself!
[Jacquelyn, Joffrey, Ramsay, and Bolg are now in the virtual gaming room. The room is now ready for the game.]
Jacquelyn: OK, are you guys ready?
Joffrey, Ramsay, and Bolg: Ready!
Jacquelyn: Good. It's go time!
[Just then, Finnick Odair, Lyra Belacqua, Jace Wayland, Albus Severus Potter, and Jacob Black show up.]
Jacquelyn: Hey guys, wassup?
Lyra: Where have you all been? I've waited a long time for this day!
Joffrey: How are you guys doing?
Jace: Well, things could be better, considering the circumstances.
Bolg: I take it you're sick of this quarantine.
Jacob: Yeah, I'm kind of ticked off about it. Besides, Carlisle is so swamped at work, I haven't seen him in months.
Jacquelyn: Really? Wow! This is tragic.
Ramsay: I know, right? This coronavirus thing has gotten out of control.
Jacob: Yeah. What a shame we have to go through with this, with all the scoial distacning and the mask-wearing...what did we do to deserve this?
Bolg: To be honest, I don't even know.
Finnick: OK, what's going on here?
Jacquelyn: I've set up the next round of Among Us in this virtual gaming room...
Jace: You mean, we're about to play that game that Alec most certainly does NOT play on his phone?
Alec: (in another virtual gaming room) I heard that!!
Lyra: So, what's Among Us?
Jacquelyn: It's a game in which you're an astronaut in space and you have to do certain tasks. But there's an impostor among your group, and you have to figure out who the impostor is before you fall victim to the impostor.
Albus Severus: Really? There's an impostor among us?
Ramsay: Yeah. But we have to figure out who the impostor is before someone gets killed.
Bolg: Sounds good to me. We're starting the game in ten minutes, so if anyone in your series wants to play with us, they have five minutes to sign up.
Jacquelyn: And the game is open to everyone. So I'm opening the signups right now! So you guys better hurry up!