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DeadorDead had added MasonRiou and DopeOh to the chat
DeadorDead: hey bitches
Read at 3:47 PM by MasonRiou and DopeOh
8:16 PM
MasonRiou: So y the gc?
DeadorDead: Because I love you all very much ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
MasonRiou: Thx. Y us?
DopeOh: Who do you owe money to this time?
Dope Oh: I’m really sorry but I’m already short on cash. Cant help you this time 。・°°・(＞_＜)・°°・。
DeadorDead: Can’t a man love his homies?
MasonRiou: U still owe me 3000 yen from last time
DeadorDead: I’ll have you two know that I don’t owe anyone money this time, thank you very much.
DeadorDead: I just thought we should get a chance to talk to eachother more! The threes! The third members of our groups!
DopeOh: Then wheres Saburo-Kun?
Saburo has entered the chat
Saburo: yeah why wasn’t I included?
DeadorDead: because Saburos an infant
DeadorDead: A literal b a b y
DopeOh: …
MasonRiou: Welcome, Saburo
DopeOh: …
DeadorDead: HELLO???
Saburo: I am NOT a baby!!! I’m almost 15!!! I’ll be an adult in less than 5 years!!!
DeadorDead: bye sister
DeadorDead has kicked Saburo from the chat
DeadorDead: well that was fun
DopeOh: that seemed uncalled for! He’s just a kid
DeadorDead: exactly my point. Child.
DopeOh: how did he even get in? I didn’t see anyone add him.
MasonRiou: Saburo is p smrt. Knows thngs bout computers
MasonRiou: prob hacked in or smth
DeadorDead: ayo he’s a genius and it’s a fucking problem
DopeOh: it is kind of weird that he managed to get in on his own…
DeadorDead: EXACTLY
Saburo has entered the chat
Saburo: DICE YOU MOTHERFRICKER
DeadorDead: HOW IN THE FRESH HELL
DopeOh: again??
MasonRiou: wow
Saburo: LET ME STAY
DeadorDead: Nope ✨
Saburo: IM LITERALLY ONE OF THE THREES
DeadorDead: bruh
Saburo: DICE
DeadorDead has kicked Saburo from the chat
DeadorDead: wow it’s so good to talk to a group of adults. Don’t you agree?
DopeOh: :0
DeadorDead: anyways if you guys ever want me over for dinner I’m great company :)
MasonRiou: ur always wlcome at my place
DopeOh: I usually don’t eat dinner until really late or sometimes I don’t, but you’re welcome to stop by!
DeadorDead: wig ok
DeadorDead: I was joking but you know my poor ass will always take a free meal
Saburo has joined the chat
DeadorDead: also bro you gotta be eating
DeadorDead: I’m allowed to not eat because I don’t have money or a house
DeadorDead: but YOUUU
MasonRiou: Dice is right
Saburo: it’s true, you should be eating!
DeadorDead: ay little boy
DopeOh: wow he’s getting faster! Good job Saburo-kun!
MasonRiou: ye, v imprsv
DeadorDead: bro you know what I’m gonna do
Saburo: I just wanna hang out with you guys
DeadorDead: rip in pepperoni
MasonRiou: Dice plz be friendly
DeadorDead: …
DeadorDead: ...
DeadorDead: you’re lucky I love you
MasonRiou: thank
DeadorDead: but if the little bapp causes problems I’ll personally find him and chew on his ankles
Saburo: wow love wins
DopeOh: yeah man love who you love
DeadorDead: IM LITERALLY-
DeadorDead: GUYS
Saburo: hey I’m not the one who tries to almost die to get Rious food every other day
DopeOh: he’s got a point
DeadorDead: RIOU? HELP? IM JUST HERE TO EAT YOUR FOOD?
MasonRiou: Ope
MasonRiou: I thought we had somthn
Saburo: now you’ve gone and made him sad
Saburo: also why is Riou typing like he has an early 2000s flip phone?
DeadorDead: cuz he does
DopeOh: because he does
MasonRiou: cuz I do
Saburo: …
Saburo: ah
DeadorDead: Saburo you’re on thin fucking ice
Saburo: good thing I’m skinny
DopeOh: nice
MasonRiou: nice
DeadorDead: I’ll let you stay under one condition
Saburo: which is?
DeadorDead has changed Saburo ’s name to TinyBappy
TinyBappy: ay
TinyBappy: you know what I’ll take it