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Keigo didn’t know why he agreed to this, but anything to make Izuku happy. “Do we have to go buy those ugly christmas sweaters? I mean, can’t we just skip it this year?” Izuku laughed as he finished tying his shoes before heading out. “I know, I know. But you know how Kacchan is. And then he dragged Todoroki-kun into this. And Kirishima and Kaminari somehow got involved and now it is a four way competition to see who has the ugliest sweater on Christmas.” “Just ask your mom to make you one with Bakugo’s face on it. You’ll definitely win.” “Babe, that’s mean. Accurate, but mean. And will definitely get my ass kicked by him later that night.” “No you won’t. I won’t let it happen and you know it.” Keigo said as they made their way outside to go shopping. “Who even calls them ugly sweaters? I mean, yeah they have festive designs, and some are really horrifying to look at. Like that one sweater that had Santa in a Kim Kardashian pose but instead of Champagne, it was milk. And that one was really disturbing.” Keigo’s feathers shook as he shuddered at the horrifying image that popped in his head. “It couldn’t have been that disturbing.” “Santa was in thong. In a thong! I didn’t need that image ‘Zuku! I was very fine with never knowing that!” Izuku just laughed at his childish boyfriend. “Fine, we shall find one that is not celebrity related and find one that is a Keigo appropriate ugly sweater. Maybe we’ll find a Hawks one.” “Why you little-” Izuku was pulled in for a hug and Keigo was just smothering kisses all over him. After successfully getting almost everyone’s attention, which was totally not the plan.
“So are you sure we’re going with these? It’s still not too late to go pick that Endeavor one?” “Really? You’re gonna wear it in front of Endeavor on Christmas?” The way Keigo’s face lit up at that idea, Izuku was almost sure Hell was going to break loose if Kacchan didn’t go for it first. “Keigo? Keigo, wait I was just joking! Come back here! Hawks! Ugh!” ‘I shouldn’t have opened my mouth. Great now I have to give Shoto the heads up. I’ll do it later.’ “I got it.” “You used your feather didn’t you?” “Of course! I knew where it was anyways!” I raised an eyebrow at him. “Okay I left a feather there as a precaution.” “You were going to get it anyways.” “I was going to get it anyways! Bunny, you know me so well!” Keigo said with a look of adoration on his face. ‘Ugh, why am I in love with him again?’ I just shook my head at him and took all three sweaters, yes we are getting all three but he’s not wearing the Endeavor one that day, and went to go pay.
“Alright, so what is next on the agenda?” Before Izuku could respond, Hawks’ work phone went off and they both knew what that meant. “Go, I’ll meet you at home.” Izuku kissed him on the lips and Keigo took off to go to his agency. “Please be safe.” When Izuku got home he set the sweaters in their room and went back to the living room to crash on the couch. He felt himself drifting off to sleep when his phone went off. Without checking who it was he answered, “Hello?” “Midoriya.” “Endeavor-san?” “I need you to do me a favor?” “Me?” “Yes, can you come down to my office for a bit. It’s important.” “Uh, okay. I’m on my way.” Without saying bye Endeavor hung up. ‘Wonder what’s so important?’
“Are you kidding me?” Endeavor raised an eyebrow at Izuku. “Oh, right. I forgot who I was talking to.” “Watch it.” “I’m sorry. But, you don’t have to worry about me telling him. You two apparently had the same idea. Why? Why, did you two have to have the same idea?” “I thought it would’ve been hilarious? That’s what Burnin said when she dropped it off for me after hearing I would be attending the Christmas Party at your house.” “Well, this shall be interesting.”