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    Based on/adapted from/inspired by this tumblr prompt by ibelieveinturtles.

    Darcy thought that Tony accidentally creating a MurderBot intent on destroying all of humanity would be the biggest challenge she'd ever have to face in her public relations career, but that's before Pepper asks her to manage the PR nightmare that is Stark Industries' latest hire: Brock Rumlow, former HYDRA goon, recently-pardoned-formerly-wanted-terrorist a.k.a. Crossbones. The job itself is hard enough, but, you know, it'd be just a little bit more manageable if he'd just stop with the constant flirting and let her focus more on making America trust him and less on trying not to strangle him every time his back is turned.

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