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Draco stared in dismay at the growing pile of letters, each message more concerned than the next.
He had used magic to send out their Christmas cards, charming them to replace the odd word with a similar one from Hermione’s thesaurus so the letters wouldn’t read identical.
Unfortunately, this meant that the line “And by the way, we’re engaged!” had evolved into them being committed, bound, enslaved, constrained, embarrassed, bankrupt, and – his personal favourite – lost.
“How lovely, we’ve got so many replies already!” Hermione beamed, walking into the kitchen.
“Err, about that…” he hesitated.
She frowned.
“Oh Draco… Not again!”