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1. An Offer that Cannot be Ignored by OftenWrongSoong for SnakesandTea

   Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Apr 2021

   Tags

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   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Shameless Smut
   • Sexual Frustration
   • Orgasm Delay/Denial
   • Crowley's trousers are too damn tight
   • Crowley is a Little Shit
   • Temptation
   • Soft Dom Aziraphale
   • Humor
   • you got smut in my comedy
   • you got comedy in my smut
   • merry christmas ya filthy animals
   • Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Coming in Pants
   • Masturbation
   • Anal Plug
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Blow Jobs

   Summary

   Crowley is bored. In an attempt to attract Aziraphale's attention, he tries a bit of tempting.

   Because none of Crowley's plans have ever back-fired on him... right?

   Featuring comedy, tight trousers, pigeons, tea... and a demon who really ought to know better than to interrupt an angel when he's reading.

   Language:

   English

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   7,515

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