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Fire.
There was a fire.
And who caused it? Well, none other that Damien LaVey!
He was trying to study for once, but the gears just weren’t turning, and Damien got frustrated, so he set 1 or 2 books on fire. But what he didn’t expect was for it to spread to the whole library.
Honesky, he should’ve seen it coming! Half of the library wa a made of wood and paper, and those 2 things are highly flammable. But Damien isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, so he got way more than he anticipated.
Now there was a whole library on fire, and the fact that his plan literally blew up in his face, made him even more angry. So he just stormed out of the library looking for someone to punch. He decided that the first person he saw was going to get beaten up. Tu, since there was a huge fire, most everyone had evacuated, except some stupid monsters who were drunk, high, or both. So Damien stormed over to the bathroom to find someone. And what do ya know? There’s someone in there! Guess they’re getting their shit rocked today. Damien stomped up to them. “HEY”.
The noob turned around in one swift movement, their eyes were wide and they looked more startled than they should’ve. Or maybe they were just the right amount of startled. Cause this is Damien fucking LaVey!
Well, now that Damien could actually see them properly, he realized that he’s never seen this noob in his life. Who were they? And what are they doing in a bathroom when there was a raging fire not too far away?! “uhh—, who are you?” Damien spat out without thinking. “u-uhhh—I just—what—“ the noob was stuttering like no tomorrow. “well? Spit it out already!” Damien was getting impatient, now he was really ready to punch this noob.
“I uhh—, I’m oz?” It sounded more like a question than an answer when he said it. “Well oz,” Damien sounded as if he was gonna say a paragraph right then, but instead, Damien just punched as as hard as he could. Oz stumbled back and almost fell, but he hit a wall. “Huh? Why did you do that!” Oz’s voice was shaky, but in all honesty, he wasn’t feeling that scared. “Look, I’m not having a great day so I came out here to mess with someone, and that person just happened to be you!—and I’m not sorry” Damien said with a slightly bitter tone.
Oz was puzzled, out of all people Damien had to find him? “Well when you have a bad say you don’t just go and punch people!” “Sorry noob, that’s how Damien LaVey deals with things, get used to it! Also, you should be thankful that you got punched by Damien fucking LaVey!”. Oz looked like he just ran a mile, cause he just LOOKED exhausted talking to Damien.
And without saying anything, oz just started walking out. But Damien was confused. Number 1, why wasn’t this noob’s jaw dislocated? Or at the very least why wasn’t he bleeding? Number 2, how was he talking? The guy didn’t seem to even have a mouth! Well, what Damien didn’t even realize was that oz was using telepathy, yeah, Damien’s not as smart as he thinks. “Hey, where are you going, noob!” Damien blurts out. “Anywhere that isn’t near you” oz turned around to face Damien before he promptly walked out. Damien was slightly offended, but now he wanted to chase after this guy to do more than just break his jaw! He rushed out of the bathroom, but the yellow sweater wearing noob was nowhere to be found. Found he really run that fast? Or did he teleport away? Damien couldn't decide on an answer, so he just stood there for a moment. The truth was, oz just shadow hopped away, so it’s kinda like teleportation, but through the shadow void.
Damien quickly for Pitt about it though, as he saw the fire was completely out? How did they put it out so quickly? What even happened while he was in the bathrooms? Who cares, he was gonna go meet with his friends for lunch anyways. The bell would ring any second anyways—
BRRRRRRRRRRINNGGGGGG
Yup, there it was.