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1. Your (not so) wholesome everyday life as Dio's assistant by MagTheMageReloaded

   Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • F/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   06 Apr 2023

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Dio Brando/Reader
   • Dio Brando & Reader
   • Dio Brando/Everyone
   • Dio Brando
   • Reader
   • Enyaba | Enya Geil
   • Midler (JoJo)
   • Mariah (JoJo)
   • Vanilla Ice (JoJo)
   • Daniel J. D'Arby
   • Terence T. D'Arby
   • N'Doul (JoJo)
   • Hol Horse
   • Oingo (JoJo)
   • Boingo (JoJo)
   • Alessi (JoJo)
   • J.Geil (JoJo)
   • Rubber Soul (JoJo)
   • Steely Dan (JoJo)
   • All of DIO's Agents
   • Jean Pierre Polnareff
   • Kakyoin Noriaki
   • Mohammed Abdul | Muhammad Avdol
   • Reader Is A Stand User (JoJo)
   • Slow Burn
   • like the slowest of burns
   • Dio Brando Being an Asshole
   • Reader has medical background
   • We're removing Nena
   • Reader is the new Empress
   • Reader is AFAB - Freeform
   • Going a bit OOC
   • Not Canon Compliant
   • You're meeting DIO in 1984
   • reader has personality
   • TW:Explicit Gore
   • things will get heated
   • I mean...what were you expecting?
   • You're working for the HORNIEST motherfucker in all of the JoJoverse
   • It's a miracle you've gotten so far without him getting in your pants
   • Dio Brando being oblivious to technology
   • Dio Brando Being Dio Brando
   • Slice of Life
   • Domestic Horror
   • Thriller
   • Medical Procedures
   • Eventual Smut
   • Disturbing Themes
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • or more like...
   • Enemies to "maybe I don't hate you as much" to "ok I respect you" to "let's fuck."

   Summary

   Everyone revered him as a living god, as the personification of fear, control and seduction. People willingly surrendered to his every desire, to his inhuman aura. A single gesture of his hand could make everyone kneel and bow before him.

   … But you knew better after working for him for 3 years as his head doctor/mercenary/secretary/bullshit caller.

   If you could describe your experience in one word… it would be “HEADACHE”.

   Yes, unfortunately, this is your life now. Thank your luck you have such a useful ghost… or 「STAND」 as that annoying hag calls it, or else you would have probably become another piece of bread for him.

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   Language:

   English

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   Chapters:

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