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1. what i wouldn't gif by knoepfchen

   Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   18 Dec 2020

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani/Nicky | Nicolò di Genova
   • Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani
   • Nicky | Nicolò di Genova
   • Andy | Andromache of Scythia
   • Booker | Sebastien le Livre
   • Quynh | Noriko
   • Nile Freeman
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • (used very lightly)
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - Office
   • Office Sex
   • Office Romance
   • Community: theoldguardkinkmeme
   • Prompt Fill
   • I saw the words
   • it's gif not jif
   • and I'm afraid I was done for
   • so this whole fic is just a variation of
   • "you're wrong and I need to fuck you about it"
   • but they do fall in love along the way
   • Anal Sex

   Summary

   "Well, what do you want to do about it?" Nicky swallows.

   Joe leans in to whisper in his ear, his beard tickling Nicky's throat, and Nicky needs to concentrate not to shiver. "I don't think what I want to do about it would be appropriate for a workplace environment."

   Nicky raises an eyebrow. "Do you want to take this outside?"

   "No."

   Is there anything Joe and Nicky won't argue about? It seems unlikely.

   Are the increasingly harebrained arguments just an excuse to have sex? Absolutely.

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   English

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