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Streetwear, But Make It Classy by rapline_heaux (Leeroy_in_purple)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
19 Dec 2020
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Summary
Like a horror movie playing in slow motion in his head, he vaguely remembers some paragraphs - something along the lines of: 'God herself gave Joon thighs deserving of love and worship so why the hell do you insist on making him wear those shapeless trashbags on stage?! Those thighs deserve to be seen, licked and cherished!! Why would you do him like this?' and 'Pretty sure Yoonie-hyung did not bust his ass carrying half the music industry only for you to keep all that chest and all that ARM under puff jackets!! We hungry for that grade A BEEF - feed us!!' in stark black and white. He's too mortified to even think of checking the email to figure out exactly what level of thirsty bullshit he'd accidentally on purpose subjected the poor intern who'd have to read that trash fire, to. Hoseok just hopes Jimin forgives him when he is inevitably shunned by BigHit and exposed to Dispatch and Hope Word eventually goes out of business.
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The one where Ho(e)seok is thirsty, god (Jimin) works in mysterious ways, and Namgi are very good at sharing.