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Chapter One: Christmas at Skyfall
Q, the quartermaster of MI6, woke up to the cold of the Scottish highlands on Christmas morning. He looked over and saw that his fiancé James Bond was sound asleep from too many martinis at the couple's Christmas Eve party from the night before. A few months ago James Bond did something he thought he would never do propose, and he proposed to the love of his life Q. Being back in London from Jamaica, James Bond came to the realization that Q was the only person that had always been by his side. The time for running was over, so he proposed to Q one late August day. For sometime James had been semiretired from MI6, however once he and Q were engaged, he retired again and Q took an extended leave of absence from the agency. He and Q soon went to Skyfall along with James' sixteen year old daughter Charity Bond, who had been a result of a one night stand with 009’s daughter Caroline.
Staying in the gamekeeper's cottage with James and Charity, Q fell in love with the Scottish highlands. So he and James decided to build a house on the remnants of the house James blew up. Q sat up in the bed shirtless and smiled, he secretly loved Christmas and this Christmas would most assuredly be the best Christmas ever! He looked at the sleeping Bond and gently kissed his neck in a effort to wake up his secret agent fiancé, “good morning 007, Merry Christmas!”
James put a pillow over his head, “oh Q not now!”
“007, it’s Christmas, we have to do presents! You know Christmas is my favorite holiday.”
“All right Q,” James, still half asleep mumbled.
“Perfect meet me in the living room in five, oh and do put on something presentable,” Q said as he got out of the bed and disappeared to the bathroom.
“Oh Q I really hate you right now,” James cried in a teasing manner.
Five minutes later, James dressed in a white suit appeared in the living room. There was a large Christmas tree with presents underneath. He saw Q also dressed in a suit standing under mistletoe by the fireplace. He also saw his daughter Charity, Kincade, the gamekeeper, M, Bill Tanner, Eve Moneypenny and his friends from the CIA, Felix and Jayne Collins, a CIA agent he worked with on a recent mission in Vienna, and Q’s family all dressed up and standing in the living room.
“Will someone mind telling me what’s going on here,” James asked.
“Merry Christmas James, my present to you is that I thought we could use my favorite holiday to get married, what do you say?”
“Well I don’t have anything else going on today, so I don’t see why not,” James said in a teasing manner. He then ran to Q and pulled him into a kiss under the mistletoe, “I love you Q and I can’t wait to marry you!”