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1. A Christmas Tail by HeyMurphy

   Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   26 Dec 2020

   Tags

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   • Magnus Hammersmith/Toki Wartooth
   • Magnus Hammersmith
   • Toki Wartooth
   • Charles Foster Offdensen
   • William Murderface
   • a few random cameos/mentions
   • Swearing
   • Allergies
   • um I think that's it?
   • pretty wholesome as far as magnus content goes hahaha
   • AU

   Summary

   Down-on-his-luck former rock star Magnus Hammersmith has a problem: his manager is pressuring him to "sell out" with a Christmas album! Okay he actually has TWO problems: a stray cat keeps getting into his house and he's allergic. Wait, no, he has THREE problems: the guy who runs the cat rescue is really, really cute and really, really out of money. What's a guy to do!

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   English

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