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Part 2 of Friendly Chaos in the Dorms, Part 7 of Fics I’m never gonna finish but don’t wanna out officially abandoned , Part 18 of Cishetn’t
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2020-12-27
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Chaos Goes Beyond, Plus Ultra!

Summary:

One day. Izuku gets an invite to a chat from his boyfriend, Shouto. He didn’t expect it was a family group chat, and that Rei approves of him.

He didn’t expect the chaos that comes from being a brother-in-law to the no. 2 hero, either, or from being a part of the Todoroki family (if unofficially.)

Chapter 1: On The Days When We Were Young

Chapter Text

Midoriya’s phone buzzed as he was laying in his room. Pulling it out to check it, he smiled.

Prince Zuko has invited you to a chat!

Accept ... Decline

Clicking the green accept button, he joined Todorki's chat.

Members:
Midoriya Izuku (Finger Destroyer)
Todoroki Shouto (Prince Zuko)
Takami Keigo (Kentucky Fried Chicken)
Todoroki Dabi/Touya (Ice Cream-ate)
Todoroki Rei (Moth-er)
Todoroki Natsuo (Frozone)
Todoroki Fuyumi (Ice, Ice, Baby)

Hello! Welcome Finger Destroyer

Finger Destroyer
Shouto what is this chat for?

Prince Zuko
Family chat
Mom wanted Touya and I to invite our boyfriends so she could meet them

Finger Destroyer
Ah, I see
Wait Touya?

Prince Zuko
Yea, Natsuo added him. He was just really angry w/ Endeavor when he said those things, he didn’t mean them.
Natsu forgave him

Finger Breaker
Oh okay thats good
Wait who’s his boyfriend-

Ice Cream-ate
Takami Keigo, (hopefully) soon to be Todoroki Keigo

Kentucky Fried Chicken
Are
Are you literally proposing to me over text?
Babe
Babe
Babe I’m coming over there rn

Moth-er
Aww
You’re both amazing, I’m glad you’re both taking care of my boys.

Finger Breaker
Awww thx Mrs. Todoroki

Moth-er
Please, Rei is fine

Finger Breaker
Thank you Rei

Frozone
Yo Shouto we’re having a cook out at the new house, bc Father isn’t coming to the new house, yknow
Wanna come too Midoriya?

Finger Breaker
Yea, thx Natsuo

Frozone
Np
Hey Touya when we gonna meet this boyfriend and future husband of urs?
You never show us pics of him are you just pretending?
Shoved some random dude into a group chat with us and paid him to act like boyfriend, or maybe it’s another phone u have.

Ice Cream-ate
Ew no
Keigo’s very much real, the lingering scent of chicken after he leaves at the base is definitely there bc Toga always complains abt it

Frozone
So can we see him?

Ice Cream-ate
No it’s supposed to be a surprrriissseee
Natsuuuu

Kentucky Fried Chicken
R we just gonna ignore his prposal just now?

Prince Zuko
Are* Proposal*
And yea, that’s for you guys to sort out

Kentucky Fried Chicken
K

Ice Cream-are
Babe stop talking and flying

Kentucky Fried Chicken
M a k r m e

Prince Zuko
M a k e*

Kentucky Fried Chicken
Dailykakdnakx

Prince Zuko
Daily*

Kentucky Fried Chicken
JDAKDJAJDJKAJDJQ
oh shajsjskak im gonna be a while hon

Ice Cream-ate
Babe
Babe
Babe what happened
Babe get over here I need to propose to you

Ice, Ice, Baby
Eww take it to dms

Ice Cream-ate
F I n e

Prince Zuko
F i n e*

Ice Cream-ate
Listen here
you little-

Moth-er
OKAY
NOW WHAT GAMES WILK WE PLAY WHEN EVERYONE COMES OVER?

Prince Zuko
WILL*

Moth-er
Shut up Shouto or else I will get over there and kidnap Midoriya and bring him over here to talk

Prince Zuko
Go*
WAIT NO MOM
MOM NO STOP
MOTHER STOP YOU’RE GONNA BREAK HIS BONES EVEN MORE
HE NEEDS HIS ARM BRACES

Moth-er
Sorry, that’s on me

Prince Zuko
MOM THAT WASN’T THE POINT
MOM BRING HIM BACK

Finger Destroyer
It’s fine Shouto, she has awesome stories
Like the time Natsuo and Touya walked in on Fuyumi and you singing Let It Go
Or the time Nastuo and Touya burnt down the living room by cooking sausage and bacon on themselves with you
Wait she’s getting mad at me for texting bye

Prince Zuko
IZU
MOM NO THAT WAS A SECRET
WAIT NATSU WHY DIDN’T YOU DAY ANYTHING
T R A I T O R

Frozone
Sorry baby bro
Wait
She told him about ‘that’
Touya Fuyumi get over here to else I’ll call you straight

Ice, Ice, Baby
No, anything but that, you know I’m aroace

Ice Cream-ate
Dude that’s like the lowest insult you can give me
L o o k at these scars
The piercings
The daddy issues™
The edginess
I’m clearly gay, and if you can’t see from my attire I painted a gay flag on my bag
[img.GayBag.png]

Frozone
Oh yea tru
I hold no proof in that statement
Wait you just agreed you’re edgy-

Ice Cream-ate
Why did you getus over here anyway?
I wanted to pull a Shouto and lurk

Prince Zuko
Get us*
And Hey.

Frozone
Mom’s telling Midoriya all our embarrassing stories and they aren’t responding
She basically kidnapped him right off UA Grounds

Prince Zuko
Yea, Bakugou was screaming, everyone was so confused and Iida was doing the choppy-thing
It was pure chaos

Frozone
Anyways
I’m creating a recuse the bean squad
You in?

Ice, Ice, Baby
Nah
I’d never betray mother in such a felony against her
I like breathing thank you very much

Frozone
Nooo Fuyumiiii if you’re backing out then it’s a dumb idea
Please come back in we only get punished if you weren’t a part of it
Fuyuuummmiii
At least give us the brain cells

Ice, Ice, Baby
No my students are coming back soon so I gotta paint with them
Do it after school hours and I’ll consider

Prince Zuko
Same but I’ll 100% join after school hours
Can prob get All Might to help too

Frozone
Yesss
Alright, Touya?

Ice Cream-ate
Um gimme a while
My fiancé just got here a couple minutes ago

Frozone
Wait,,,
It’s official
cna I be your best man?

Prince Zuko
Can*

Frozone
Imma bout to Uno into you

Prince Zuko
I’m* about* uninvite*

Frozone
Yknow just because you understood that you’re redeemed
Anyways let’s go repaid mom’s hospital at four.

Prince Zuko
Y’know* Raid*
Okay
Btw I got All Might to come

Ice Cream-ate
Deal
Wait All Might??

Ice, Ice, Baby
I’ll be there for moral support but I won’t participate in the active abduction of one (1) Midoriya Izuku

Prince Zuko
I’ll try to see if Uraraka wants to join
Iida would definitely not
Tsuyu might if I phrase it just the right way

Frozone
The more forces the better
Hey Touya is ur fiance going to be there?
Shouto I see you thumping don’t you dare
SHOUFO STOP

Prince Zuko
your* fiancé* typing* SHOUTO*

Frozone
Shajdnajdnsjndna
Anyways while I go cry in the corner we all know what we’re doing?

Kentucky Fried Chicken
I’m coming too!!

Frozone
Oooh I finally get to meet your fiancé
H a h thake that Shouto

Prince Zuko
take*

Frozone
H o w

Prince Zuko
I don’t know. Anyways Sensei’s probably going to kill me when I get back.
But it’s fine

Frozone
F in the chat for Shouto
F

Kentucky Fried Chicken
F

Ice Cream-ate
G

Kentucky Fried Chicken
Don’t you mean f???

Ice, Ice, Baby
F

Ice Cream-ate
No
I break the rules
No F from me for Shouto

Prince Zuko
Wow
Really feeling the love, Touya

Ice Cream-ate
Yeah, just like I felt the fire?

Kentucky Fried Chicken
👁👄👁
Oop-

Ice Cream-ate
Babe, I love you, but please
Shut up

Kentucky Fried Chicken
qnq
Okay-

Frozone
I-
Why are you spamming I-

Prince Zuko
Alright, we got off topic
Yo Dabi we might find a few pictures or articles of Endeavor?

Ice Cream-ate
Bet
How’s the news on Midoriya’s friends?

Prince Zuko
Uh
Uraraka, Tsuyu, All Might, Mina, Kaminari, Kirishima and Sero agreed

Ice Cream-ate
I thought Sero, Kaminari, Mina and Kirishima was that Bakagou kid’s friend??

Prince Zuko
Yeah but they’re chaotic neutral so they’re coming too
Kirishima doesn’t think it’s very ‘manly’ but he also sees that Midoriya must be rescued before Mom brushes his hair
Izuku’s fluff must be preserved for his debut until the public realizes the future no. 1 has the wildest hair known to civilization.

Ice, Ice, Baby
Yeah, Midoriya does have the fluffiest hair ever. That’ll become a meme when he goes pro, for real.

Ice Cream-ate
What about your students???

Ice, Ice, Baby
Individual work, so I got some time
Wait Shouto how did you get All Might to come???
Even if he isn’t strong anymore???
This is too much, mom will be overwhelmed

Prince Zuko
I’m like 99% Izu is All Night’s secret love child

Ice, Ice, Baby

Ice Cream-ate

Kentucky Fried Chicken

Prince Zuko
And fine, I’ll get something else for the Bakusquad to do

Ice Cream-ate
Bakusquad???

Prince Zuko
Bakugou’s friends.

Ice Cream-ate
Ah.
So it’s settled then? We strike after the school day is over?

Prince Zuko
Yep.
Wait isn’t it Saturday???
Fuyumi why do you have students?

Ice, Ice, Baby
Not every school realized forcing as much education and work onto their students only makes them perform worse, like UA
So I gotta teach the second graders. Thankfully we got through the content and they get a chill day with me

Prince Zuko
Oh. Okay.
See ya!

Kentucky Fried Chicken
Bye

Ice Cream-ate
See ya Baby bro and sis
Kei we got something to do after the raid

Kentucky Fried Chicken
We do?
Oh.
OH
We do

Sent: 13:16

Chapter 2: Though I Have To Say Goodby

Summary:

The total stays the same, despite Problem Class 2-A getting rid of a pest.

Notes:

Ewie ewie Mineta

Yes yes Shinsou
Yes yes tododeku

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

(2-)A Bunch of Angels

Members:
Aoyama Yuuga (Disco Ball)
Ashido Mina (Alien Queen)
Asui Tsuyu (Gay Frogs)
Iida Tenya (Sonic)
Uraraka Ochako (Zero-G Toe Beans)
Ojiro Mashirou (Tail-ing Along)
Kaminari Denki (Pikachu)
Kirishima Eijirou (Sharknado)
Koda Koji (Animal Whisper)
Satou Rikidou (Bake Sale Mom)
Shouji Mezou (Octopus)
Jiro Kyoka (Owls)
Sero Hanta (Scotch Dispenser)
Tokoyami Fumikage (Goth Crow)
Todoroki Shouto (Prince Zuko)
Hagakure Tooru (Irl Lurker)
Bakugou Katsuki (Lord Explosion Murder)
Midoriya Izuku (Finger Destroyer)
Mineta Minoru (Literal Trash)
Yaoyorozu Momo (Mom-o)
Aizawa Shouta (Not-Dad)

Not-Dad
We have class at Field Gamma tomorrow
Now do whatever with this chat

Sonic
I believe we should use this chat to its fullest potential and value our studies by using it as an opportunity to find assistance in our classes

Pikachu
Oh
Okay
Yo Hanta what are the answers for the English homework?

Sonic
Not in that way! Kaminari-kun, such practices are unbecoming of you and UA, as you are representing it! You’re hindering your growth in this foreign language, which only affects you, consequently.

Zero-G Toe Beans
I can see his arms…
I’m not even near him but I know

Alien Queen
Exactly, girl! Btw, Momo-chan’s hosting a party in her dorm for all the girls.
Oh, sorry, you can come too Ojiro

Tail-ing Along
Alright, thanks Mina!

Scotch Dispenser
Why can Ojiro come but I Can’t :(((

Gay Frogs
Because Ojiro isn’t a guy, and guy’s aren’t allowed. Every other identity is allowed.
And no Mineta, you aren’t

Literal Trash
Aw c’mon baby girl lemme in
You know you want me there, I can make nice comfort tonight!

Alien Queen
@Not-Dad
Mineta’s making us uncomfortable

Not-Dad
Thank you Ashido
I’ll handle it from here.

[Private Messages: Mineta Minoru]

Not-Dad
What are your reasons for becoming a hero?
Answer honestly

Literal Trash
To save others.

Not-Dad
Then what is this time-stamped screenshot from the lovely Ashido Mina and Kaminari Denki talking about? Because I’m certain that’s your username.

Literal Trash
My brother had my phone

Not-Dad
Really? How come this is right on par with your normal behavior?
I believed I could help you, but I see there’s no desire to save others. Heroes that chose to go into the field solely for their own personal gain die, or worse, lead to corruption and citizens getting injured.

Literal Trash
I swear it was!

Not-Dad
That’s the final straw.
Mineta, I’ve checked your records, and you have no siblings.
Mineta Minoru, under several cases filled by students in all courses for harassment and/or unwanted contact, as well as lying to teachers regarding punishment, you’re hearing expelled and black-listed from UA grounds.
I’ve given you several chances to redeem yourself, but you’ve continued this behavior, and you will only get yourself killed, or even worse, others harmed.
You will have until the end of the day tomorrow to return your UA ID, and if you don’t your family will be fined 1,000¥. You must be moved out of the dorms by Sunday.

Literal Trash
But you can’t do that!
You aren’t the principal, and only the principals can expel people!

Not-Dad
Understand Nedzu never decided against an expulsion I’ve made. Despite there being no vice-principal, I am the closest here to that role. I’ve covered for Nedzu’s when he’s absent, and my security clearance is just below Nedzu’s himself.
Do not take my words lightly.
Out by Sunday or else you will be charged with trespassing on private grounds.

Literal Trash
But-

Not-Dad
No

[Not-Dad had block Literal Trash]

1 Message from Blocked

2 Messages from Blocked

(2-)A Bunch of Angels

Members:
Aoyama Yuuga (Disco Ball)
Ashido Mina (Alien Queen)
Asui Tsuyu (Gay Frogs)
Iida Tenya (Sonic)
Uraraka Ochako (Zero-G Toe Beans)
Ojiro Mashirou (Tail-ing Along)
Kaminari Denki (Pikachu)
Kirishima Eijirou (Sharknado)
Koda Koji (Animal Whisper)
Satou Rikidou (Bake Sale Mom)
Shouji Mezou (Octopus)
Jiro Kyoka (Owls)
Sero Hanta (Scotch Dispenser)
Tokoyami Fumikage (Goth Crow)
Todoroki Shouto (Prince Zuko)
Hagakure Tooru (Irl Lurker)
Bakugou Katsuki (Lord Explosion Murder)
Midoriya Izuku (Finger Destroyer)
Yaoyorozu Momo (Mom-o)
Aizawa Shouta (Not-Dad)

Not-Dad
It’s been taken care of.
Shinsou will also be transferring in now, seeing as he has potential.

Prince Zuko
Hmm… Is there a reason why you might be adding your son sooner? Perhaps a soft spot.

Finger Destroyer

Not-Dad

Finger Destroyer
Shouto we’ve talked about thi-

Prince Zuko
Sorry

Finger Destroyer
Awww it’s okay, I’m sorry babe

Prince Zuko
:)

Alien Queen
Did-
Did Todoroki-kun just-

Scotch Dispenser
Mark this momentous occasion
Create a before and after of the Sports Festival and now

Pikachu
Todoroki’s makin progress!!!!

Prince Zuko
making* or makin’*

Pikachu
There goes the progress
It was the second-

Alien Queen
:(((

Pikachu
:(((

Scotch Dispenser
:(((

Sharknado
:(((
When is Shinsou gonna be aded?

Prince Zuko
added*

Not-Dad
Right now

Hello! Welcome Braingames

Braingames
Is this real? What is there a group chat

Prince Zuko
Why*

Braingames

I did not imagine Halfnhalf to be that type of person-

Prince Zuko
Half-n-half

Finger Destroyer
ANWAYS-
All in favor of changing Shinsou name to an inside joke, react with a smile

[19 :)]

Finger Destroyer
Bet

Braingames has been changed to Aizawa’s Son(?)by Prince Zuko

Aizawa’s Son(?)
I’m not his son.

Prince Zuko
My page of evidence says otherwise
[img.Sensei’sSon.jpg]

Sharknado
Bro that actually kinda makes sense
Shinsou’s hair does look like Sensei’s when he activates his Quirk...
And if he is w/ Midnight like you think, he might be their offspring

Prince Zuko
E x a c t l y

Not-Dad
Ew no 1) I’m gay and happily married to my husband 2) I’ve known Midnight since I was switched to 2-A and have never thought of he like that, despite some of the ebcotumes she had before??

Prince Zuko
Dang it
I was sure that one was right
Anyways now I have to figure out his husband’s identity…

Mom-o
I’m curious as well

Finger Destroyer
Wait, it isn’t just like something we all know but never talk about?

Irl Lurker
YOU KNEW?!?!

Finger Destroyer
Uh, yeah?
Did you not?

Irl Lurker
No???
Who is it!!!!

Not-Dad
Problem Child if you tell them you will be stuck on house arrest and cleaning duty for two days.

Finger Destroyer
I mean,,,
Last time that happened I met Mirio so,,,

Not-Dad
And Bakugou will be forced to work on the same thing as you

Lord Explosion Murder
Hah?! Why me! I’ll never do that with that stupid deku

Not-Dad
Bakugou Katsuki
This is your warning to not offend your classmates

Lord Explosion Murder
I’m not doing anything with him

Not-Dad
Exactly why you were chosen

Finger Destroyer
I don’t, I mean if the form building was clean there would be no repercussions for me…
Maybe I’d be willing to tell?

Not-Dad
Problem Child…

Aizawa’s Son(?)
Somehow this is more chaotic than Gen Ed chat
And literally everyone sucks at at least one subject so they’re asking for help and bargaining duties for it

Finger Destroyer
I mean I could go check downstairs in, say, fifteen minutes.
I’m sure Nedzu would have no qualms about me sharing some info on the staff with you so long as it wouldn’t hinder their performance…

UA’s Overlord
Oh! Hello, young Midoriya
To answer that, yes, I’d be willing to look the other way so long as no one outside the class learns…

Not-Dad

That’s it, I’ve decided. I’m going to dye each one of my gray hairs green so that when you go pro the world knows who did it.

Finger Destroyer
Aww c’mon!! Give the rest of the students some credit, I’m sure they helped.

Not-Dad
You’re right
I’ll dye one strand rainbow for their collective efforts in giving me gray hairs, am considering they only succeeded once.

Finger Destroyer
:(((
Shouuu I need cuddles come here now

Prince Zuko
On my way

Aizawa’s Son(?) has been changed to Alec Benjamin Song by Alien Queen

Alec Benjamin Song
AmbI allowed to know which one it is?

Alien Queen
Oh My God

Alec Benjamin Song
What’s so bad anout me asking?

Prince Zuko
about* w hmm MALK m
Sorry Shouto won’t be talking for a bit we need our cuddles.

Alien Queen
Oop-
And no, the song literally is called Oh My God

Alec Benjamin Song
Oh
That’s too long, the author doesn’t want to type that every time?

Alien Queen
???

Alec Benjamin Song has edited one message

Alec Benjamin Song
That’s too long, I'm changing it.

Alien Queen
Shinsou are you okay-

Alec Benjamin Song
You have no evidence

Alec Benjamin Song has deleted one message

Alien Queen

Alec Benjamin Song has changed their name to Mastermind

Prince Zuko
Isn’t that the name of an AU characterejajdkak
Sorry about Shouto

Prince Zuko has deleted two messages.

Mastermind has changed their name to Mindgames

Mindgames
Back to the original with slight alterations
Wait, are Midoriya and Todoroki a thing?

Irl Lurker
Yeah, they’ve been a thing for a while
Why?
Shinsou?

Mindgames
Nothing.
They’ve just been really clingy.

Notes:

Shinsou and Todoroki can break the fourth wall, although there are consequences should anyone learn.

Nedzu probably knows everything about how they’re a fanfiction based off an anime, simply because he’s all knowing.

Next chapter we get the reaction to Aizawa’s husband because the form needs to be clean so he can get off scot-free, considering Nedzu approved it.

And yes, that was a reference to Mastermind: Support Strategist for Hire in there. Because clouds is one of my favorite fanfic writers on here.

Quirk Theory: Kirishima’s Quirk is hardening his skin, right? Then how come his eyes harden too? Those aren’t skin. Can his eyelids harden? Wouldn’t that be dangerous for his eyes? If he just hardened his fist he could use it to create an edge, similar to when you put keys in between your fingers but stronger. He isn’t just a defensive! Anyways, if he can harden more than his skin, what about his internal organs? What scientifically happens when he hardens his skin? Electrons are responsible for not letting us go through things, if I’m remembering science correctly, so what happens there? Anyways, what would happen if he hardened his heart? His lungs, stomach, etc.? Even if he can’t do that normally, what about on trigger? Or, say, if he couldn’t what would happen to Unbreakable? So many questions...

Chapter 3: She Always Knew How To Get Her Way

Summary:

Buildup to the Mido Rescue Arc!!

Notes:

Okay, so, hear me out:

Aizawa’s cosplay is the economically best because you don’t need a new wig for a genderbend cosplay, and it’s be illogical to expose their skin if it had no logical reasoning eg. cooling down but they also work at night so unless it’s like super hot it wouldn’t change, but unless you’re cosplays about that, you should be fine since no would would ask about th temp in the cosplay

Change my mind

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Members:
Midoriya Izuku (Finger Destroyer)
Todoroki Shouto (Prince Zuko)
Takami Keigo (Kentucky Fried Chicken)
Dabi Touya (Ice Cream-ate)
Todoroki Rei (Moth-er)
Todoroki Natsuo (Frozone)
Todoroki Fuyumi (Ice, Ice, Baby)

Ice Cream-ate has changed their name to Hot Wings

Hot Wings
Are you happy?

Prince Zuko
???

Hot Wings
Not you. KFC

Kentucky Fried Chicken
? Wha?

Hot Wings
Well, hot wings are your favorite thing, and I want to be your favorite instead

Finger Destroyer
Awwwww

Kentucky Fried Chicken
Baaaabeeeeee
You know I love youuuuuuu
More than chicken!!!!

Hot Wings
More than /fried/ chicken?

Hello?
Babe
BABE
BABE I SWEAR I’M SICCING TOGA ON YOU NEXT TIME YOU COME AROUND TO THE BASE

Kentucky Fried Chicken
Wait no-
Dab
Dab
Dabi
Dabisjandncnjjwjnakdowpak

Prince Zuko
👀
Spill the tea

Kentucky Fried Chicken
KeFC has been restrained.

Prince Zuko
KFC*

Hot Wings
No, it’s a pun

Moth-er
Oh, I same on here to let Shouto knew I’ve taken Izuku and he’s going to be staying with me for the foreseeable future!! ^v^

Prince Zuko
Came*

Moth-er
Shouto, I love you, and you’re an amazing son and I’m going to say ‘that’s my son’ when you go pro to all my voworkers, but if you don’t stop correcting me I will be forced to take your boyfriend forever.

Prince Zuko
Co-
Ohh shiiii-
Mom I’m sorry please forgive me and I’ll never wrong you again.

Moth-we
Im soo giad yu caame two ur census

Prince Zuko
[ShotuoTrigger.mp4]

Frozone
Pfffft- Shiuto’d shaking because of how funny it if!!!

Prince Zuko
My treaty is with mother, not with you

Frozone
Oh
Oh no

Prince Zuko
Oh yes
Shouto’s* it is*

Hot Wings
[img.DeadBodyReported.jpg]

Kentucky Fried Chicken
Babe can I get out now?

Hot Wings
How in the wide world are you messaging right now?

Kentucky Fried Chicken
So you know how people go through Twitter on things like fridges, GUCCI Socks, KFC Urinals, and others?

Hot Wings

...GUCCI Socks?
...KFC Urinals?
Should I be concerned about your obsession with KFC?

Kentucky Fried Chicken

aNYWAYS-
Yeah, I can send messages from my belt buckle

Ice, Ice, Baby
Where do you even get one of those?

Hot Wings
Oh hi Fuyumi
I too have that question.
Kei?

Prince Zuko
Oooh name reveal?

Kentucky Fried Chicken
Nah just a part so it’s fine
You get my full and when you meet me

Frozone
Hhhhnnnnngg
But you know ourrrsssss

Kentucky Fried Chicken
I can give you my given name, but tthat’s it bc Im petty and I wanna see your reactions but also value your trust.
Shouto no don’t even

Prince Zuko
:(
But there was two
Give me a good reason not to

Kentucky Fried Chicken
I can lick your hurt until next Sunday

Prince Zuko
But it’s Monday
Sunday was yesterday

Kentucky Fried Chicken
E x a c t l y

Hot Wings
I can confirm that is cap, bribe him with fried chicken and he will do anything for you.
Lifetime supplies will get the most desirable results

Kentucky Fried Chicken
:(((

Hot Wings
I got you to join a villain organization, even if you were meant to be a spy

Kentucky Fried Chicken
I-
Okay first, I said sorry about that
Second, it wasn’t just the fried chicken, you reminded me of
Well
You?
And I wanted to figure out why

Hot Wings
So the chicken wasn’t the reason you decided to meet with me?

Kentucky Fried Chicken

Hot Wings
Exactly

Sent 16:24

Finger Destroyer
I’m backkkk

Prince Zuko
Izu!! I missed you!!
Heading to your dorm right now

Finger Destroyer
Technically I’m still at your mom’s hospital, but she’s relaxing for a bit since we went through the photo albums
You looked adorable as kid Shou!!!
Not that you still aren’t or anything but you looked more adorable than most children as a child because you’re still adorable now but you as a kid just kits different

Ice, Ice, Baby
Awww he mutters over text toooo
If Shouto and Midoriya weren’t dating, I would totally adopt him

Hot Wings
What, don’t want to get on Shouto’s bad side?

Ice, Ice, Baby
Ew no it’s be considered incest because then Midoriya would be Shouto’s nephew did you forget about that?

Hot Wings
Wait the Americans have a meme for this
I think it goes ‘Sweets Home Alabama’?

Prince Zuko
First, ew no incest please Izu’s my boyfriend and I would never want to think about that again
Second, it’s ‘Sweet Home Alabama’
Sweets isn’t grammatically correct as sweets generally refers to candy

Hot Wings
Wow Shouto who taught you all of this?

Prince Zuko
I pay attention in English and Father figured it’d be a necessary skill to have because he wanted me to speak better English than All Might as well

Hot Wings
Okay now you can get an F from me

Prince Zuko
Thanks bro

Hot Wings
No prob lil bro

Prince Zuko
No problem* little or lil’*

Hot Wings
Nevermind
Anyways I think items time for Project: Flame Light

Prince Zuko
Oooo yes I want my cuddles

Frozone
Oooo yes I wanna see chaos

Prince Suko
Want to*

Frozone
I’m going to take Japanese classes at my Uno just so U can correct you Shouto

Prince Zuko
I* Uni*

[Frozone has blocked Prince Zuko]

Notes:

Please point out any spelling errors that Todo doesn’t correct please, because I literally feel like smacking myself when I go through and find it