Work Text:
6:18 AM
You have now entered the chat: super sexy orphans (pls dont traffic us)
fuckin uhhhh YIKES: is someone at the door
yes i am an angel what about it: what
don’t look at me: be quiet mush i’m so tired pls
yes i am an angel what about it: pls. let me sleep. for once.
yes i am an angel what about it: i can’t do a sexy home invasion scenario again i just can’t
fuckin uhhhh YIKES: THAT WAS ONE TIME PLEASE LET IT GO FDLSKFGDJ FUCK
yes i am an angel what about it: NO I HATED IT SO MUCH D:
yes i am an angel what about it: wait
yes i am an angel what about it: what is that
fuckin uhhhh YIKES: i’m TELLING YOU SOMEONE IS AT THE DOOR
yes i am an angel what about it: WHOMST?????
don’t look at me: our superstar big brother is here he’s probably on the phone or something
fuckin uhhhh YIKES: i’m going to investigate you losers
fuckin uhhhh YIKES: jojo come on
yes i am an angel what about it: uGH FINE JUST TO SAY GOODBYE TO HIM BEFORE HE LEAVESSS
don’t look at me: ugh goodnight
6:22 AM
fuckin uhhhh YIKES: SMALLS
fuckin uhhhh YIKES: SMALLS
fuckin uhhhh YIKES: SMALLS
yes i am an angel what about it: sMALLS SLDKSJGSLKJ SMALLS SMALSMF
yes i am an angel what about it: SMALLS
don’t look at me: FUCKING WHAT
fuckin uhhhh YIKES: SPOT’S AT THE FUCKING DOOR
fuckin uhhhh YIKES: THEY’RE PROFESSSING THEIR UNDYING LOVE I’ MDNTO D KDIDING
yes i am an angel what about it: muSH IS FILMING IM TEXTING GET OVER HERE
don’t look at me: UGH JESUS CHRIST FINE FUCK FUFHJLDGL
don’t look at me: omg oMG
don’t look at me: SHUT UP!!!! EVERYONE SHUT UP THEY’RE ABOUT TO KSIS!!!!
fuckin uhhhh YIKES: i’m so turend on i cant even text
fuckin uhhhh YIKES: is it bad to nut over ur brother’s bf
don’t look at me: i wish cps never found you and you died in the streets of new york <3
fuckin uhhhh YIKES: valid!
don’t look at me: DID THEY FUKCING HEAR US
fuckin uhhhh YIKES: WHO CARES I GOT THAT KISS ON CAMERA NOW I HAVE SO MUCH MATERIAL
yes i am an angel what about it: material for what mush
don’t look at me: yeah. material. for. what. mush.
fuckin uhhhh YIKES: to show finch obviously god get ur minds out of the gutters guys
yes i am an angel what about it: UGH
6:42 AM
yes i am an angel what about it: THAT WAS SO PURE IM GOING TO CRY FOREVER
yes i am an angel what about it: I LOVE LOVE SO MUCH AAAAAA
yes i am an angel what about it: FINCH COME OVER HERE I WANT A HUGGGGG
deranged: what teh fuck is happening
deranged: can everyone shut up i have to be at the coffeeshop in an hour or spots gonna kick my ass
fuckin uhhh YIKES: spOT MIGHT BE A BIT BUSY FOR THAT HE’S GOT HIS TONGUE DOWN RACE’S THROAT
yes i am an angel what about it: THEY’RE IN LOVE FINCH!!!!!
deranged: does this mean i can sleep in or does this mean i need to get up earlier and open
deranged: trying to decide if i should be pissed at him or happy for him
yes i am an angel what about it: COME GIVE ME A HUG AND ASK HIM YOURSELFFFFF
deranged: jojo it’s so EARLY
yes i am an angel what about it: no love only hate :((((
yes i am an angel what about it: hate in ur lil heart for me :(((((
fuckin uhhh YIKES: wow finch can’t believe u have hate in ur lil heart for ur own boyfriend
fuckin uhhh YIKES: this is why you should date me instead
fuckin uhhh YIKES: bECAUSE
don’t look at me: please. please for all our sakes but especially jojo’s do not finish that text
fuckin uhhh YIKES: ugh fine i’ll go find some weirdo on grindr to ****** ** ***** **** *** ****** **** ***** ********
deranged: dude.
fuckin uhhh YIKES: :,) i have issues
fuckin uhhh YIKES: anyways finch come over we’re all gonna have breakfast to celebrate all the love in this house
deranged: ughhhhh
yes i am an angel what about it: PLEASEEEEE I’LL GIVE YOU SO MANY KISSES AND THEN WE CAN SNGUGLE AND I’LL GIVE SPOT BAMBI EYES SO U DONT HAVE TO WORKKKK
deranged: that’s not how that works jojo sdlkfjsdlkgs
yes i am an angel what about it: don’t doubt my superpowers
yes i am an angel what about it: pls baby,,,,, pls
deranged: okayyyyy fine i’ll be there in ten
yes i am an angel what about it: YAYYAYAYAYYYAYYYYYY I LOVE YOU FINCH