Chapter Text
Name: tag, nickname (roles)
Yonebayashi: hhhhhhhhhhh, seggsy fish
Shirazu : Sk8r_Bo1420, ultimate himbo
Urie: insert emo shit here, [redacted]/princess (derogatory)
Mutsuki: #1 yoichi kinnie, trains genner??
Haise: HaiseSasaki, maman
Kinks Squad #general monday, 3:24pm
---> Sk8r_Bo1420 has landed
---> insert emo shit here has arrived!
---> glad you made it, #1 yoichi kinnie!
---> HaiseSasaki has arrived, hope you brought pizza!
HaiseSasakI: oh, no i didnt
Hhhhhhhi: m a m a n n o-
HaiseSasaki: did you kids want pizza tonight?
Hhhhhhh: no maman thats a bot
Sk8r_Bo1420: : we do want pizza tho
Insert emo shit here: yonebayashi what is this
Hhhhhhh: its a discord server so we can like talk without actually talking
#1 yoichi kinnie: why not just a group chat? Instead of setting up a whole server
seggsy fish: 1) nicknames and other shenanigans
seggsy fish: :)
#1 yoichi kinnie: oh we can change our nicknames?? Cool
trains genner??: saiko what have you done
seggsy fish: also maman gets mod rights and no one else because i said so
ultimate himbo: :(
seggsy fish: sorry kign </3
ultimate himbo: kign
trains genner?? : kign
[redacted] : kign
seggsy fish: im leaving /j
Maman : play nice kids
Maman : oh! My nickname was changed :)
ultimate himbo: maman do u know how to do mod things?
Maman: is it not the same as the normal app because i do not know how to work the normal things
ultimate himbo: @seggsy fish give me mod right >:(
seggsy fish: no <3
ultimate himbo: :(
[redacted]: im muting this server and never answering again
Kinks squad, #channel-for-annoying-kuki monday, 3:32
seggsy fish: @[redacted] come here bitch
ultimate himbo: 🎵🎵 hey bitch 🎵🎵
ultimate himbo: 🎵🎵 whats up 🎵🎵
ultimate himbo: 🎵🎵 yknow 🎵🎵
ultimate himbo: 🎵🎵 id really like to do that 🎵🎵
ultimate himbo:🎵🎵 but i dont have any fucking money 🎵🎵
ultimate himbo:🎵🎵 like, i dont have any fucking money 🎵🎵
seggsy fish: hey bitch, do you really really really wanna go hard
[redacted]: im going to kill all of you in your sleep
trains genner??: why are you like this
maman: oh its like more than one group chat at a time!
ultimate himbo: oh maman,so young and naive
maman :...i am older than you and i am your dad
ultimate himbo: ur mom
ultimate himbo: not dad
seggsy fish: yeah ur nickname says maman
[redacted]: i hate you all so much
trains genner??: oh, you don't mind us that much <3
[redacted]: yes, i really do
ultimate himbo : awww, cookie loves us <3
[redacted]: i hate you, mullet man
ultimate himbo: hate you too, princess
Princess: did u just change my fucking nickname
seggsy fish: :)
ultimate himbo: wait wait wait no yonebayashi it has to be princess (derogatory)
seggsy fish: y e s
princess (derogatory): n o
princess (derogatory): fcuk you
princess (derogatory): i hate all of you
Kinks squad, #spill-the-tea-sis monday, 3:39
seggsy fish: kuki x shirazu make it canon
princess (derogatory): i would never date someone w a mullet
princess (derogatory): and his teeth are too sharp
ultimate himbo: whats wrong with my teeth?
ultimate himbo: fuck you
seggsy fish: enemies to lovers <3
trains genner??: sajkdfjas;ldkfjas;lkdjf yeah they’ll figure out that theyre in love eventually
maman: i do have to admit, it would be very cute
maman: they would work quite well together
ultimate himbo: m a m a n
princess (derogatory): we would not work well together
princess (derogatory): its called he doesn't work
ultimate himbo: at least Im not Emo Edgy Always Going Off And Almost Dying By Myself
princess (derogatory): at least I didnt drop out of high school
ultimate himbo: i hope your phone dies on the bus and you have a panic attack over it.
princess (derogatory): fuck you
[ ultimate himbo has gone offline]
[ princess (derogatory) has gone offline]
trains genner??: well that escalated quickly
maman: did the front door just slam?
seggsy fish: i think it was kuki bc i can hear Shirazu pacing
trains genner??: ill go talk to him
seggsy fish: im sorry yall
maman: it's not your fault honey
maman: they did take it too far rather quickly
maman: but that's kind of what they always do
maman: they'll get over it soon enough I'm sure
trains genner??: im going to go find urie and make sure he doenst do anything stupid
maman: thank you, mutsuki
[ trains genner?? has gone offline]
seggsy fish: I guess this wasn't a good idea after all
[ seggsy fish has gone offline]
maman: saiko, no it was a great idea.
maman: great.
Direct Messages: hhhhhhhhhhh and Sk8r_Bo1420 Monday, 3:40
Sk8r_Bo1420: is my hair really that stupid?
Sk8r_Bo1420: do you think i need a haircut?
hhhhhhhhhhh: ur hair is fine u dumb queer (affectionate)
Sk8r_Bo1420: thanks but like
Sk8r_Bo1420: should I change it?
Sk8r_Bo1420: are my teeth weird
hhhhhhhhhhh: i like your teeth you look like that vine guy
hhhhhhhhhhh: im gonna blow up and act like I don't know nobody
Sk8r_Bo1420: yeah but is it weird
Sk8r_Bo1420: does it look bad
Sk8r_Bo1420: maybe I should change it
hhhhhhhhhhh: hey king ur very poggers based dont let kuki get to you too much
Sk8r_Bo1420: but like
Sk8r_Bo1420: does it look stupid
hhhhhhhhhhh: why do u care so much homeslice /gq
hhhhhhhhhhh: do u have like a crush on kuki or something
Sk8r_Bo1420: no
Sk8r_Bo1420: of course i dont have a crush on him
Sk8r_Bo1420: stupid fucking emo man listens to 21 pilots at 3am
Sk8r_Bo1420: listen to some real music hettie
hhhhhhhhhhh: what do you think real music is king
Sk8r_Bo1420: Hollywood Undead
hhhhhhhhhhh: blocked and reported have a horrible day /j
Sk8r_Bo1420: okay hatsune miku kinnie /t
hhhhhhhhhhh: bitch
Sk8r_Bo1420: love you too <3
Direct Messages: #1 yoichi kinnie and HaiseSasaki Monday 3:43pm
#1 yoichi kinnie: maman i cant get urie to listen to me
#1 yoichi kinnie: hes got his headphones in and he keeps walking away from me
HaiseSaski: is he safe? Where are you guys?
#1 yoichi kinnie: im with him, were fine. We’re about 3 blocks away from the house heading towards the park
HaiseSaski: okay. Keep with him for now. Once you guys stop somewhere or start heading back try to talk to him again. Maybe he just needs some time.
#1 yoichi kinnie: okay. Ill let you know when were headed back.
Monday, 4:47pm
#1 yoichi kinnie: we’ve been sitting in the park for a while. I got him to talk a little bit but not much, were gonna head home soon
HaiseSaski: okay, dinners in a half hour
Direct Messages: hhhhhhhh, #1 yoichi kinnie, and insert emo shit here Monday, 5:53
hhhhhhhhhhh: hey dude, you should apologize to shirazu
hhhhhhhhhhh: i know you guys were going back and forth but you really upset him
insert emo shit here: are you sure?
hhhhhhhhhhh: hes been pacing for like 3 hours and I can hear the Three Days Grace coming from his bed room
insert emo shit here: oh shit.
#1 yoichi kinnie: yeah and he hasn't been online like, at all since you left the house. Hes usually at least gaming when we aren't doing things together
#1 yoichi kinnie: also the high school dropout thing was a bit… much
hhhhhhhhhhh: yeah you know calling him stupid really sets him off, same thing different flavors
insert emo shit here: i get that i went a bit far
insert emo shit here: but still
insert emo shit here: he was also being an ass
hhhhhhhhhhh: yeah and he feels like shit about it
hhhhhhhhhhh: hes just too hard headed to admit it
insert emo shit here: somehow i don't believe you.
insert emo shit here: whatever. Ill talk to him later ig.
[ insert emo shit here has gone offline]
hhhhhhhhhhh: fuck you Urie.
hhhhhhhhhhh: hope you know you're being an asshole
[ hhhhhhhhh has gone offline]
#1 yoichi kinnie: well that fucking backfired
Kinks Squad, #spill-the-tea-sis Monday, 7:34pm
seggsy fish: ay yo @ultimate himbo @trains genner?? can y'all hear maman
ultimate himbo: he sounds really mad
seggsy fish: whats he yelling about
trains genner??: i think hes yelling at urie about something
trains genner??: i cant hear it great tho
seggsy fish: ooh. kuki’s in trouble
ultimate himbo: what the hell did he do to get maman to yell at him
trains genner??: do you think its about earlier today?
ultimate himbo: the server thing? Thats a bit much but maybe
ultimate himbo: uries door just slammed 0_0
[ princess (derogatory) is now online]
ultimate himbo: :eyes:
seggsy fish: :eyes:
trains genner??: :eyes:
princess (derogatory): oh shut up all of you
princess (derogatory): fuck off
seggsy fish: whats the tea king
princess (derogatory): call me king again and ill skin you
trains genner??: hes not king princess hes not iconic enough for that /lh
seggsy fish: AKJD:LKSJFSKJDSOKJ
seggsy fish: lesbian kuki real??????
princess (derogatory): and you all wonder why i dont like being around you
[ ultimate himbo has gone offline]
princess (derogatory): whatever. Haise wasn't yelling at me we were having a talk about rc stuff bc im better than yall /lh
princess (derogatory): stop being so nosey
seggsy fish: maman*
princess (derogatory): sure. whatever.
Direct Messages, insert emo shit here and Sk8r_Bo1420 Monday, 9:49 pm
insert emo shit here: hey
insert emo shit here: i wanted to apologize
insert emo shit here: so im sorry
insert emo shit here: i did go a little too far today.
Sk8r_Bo1420: okay
Sk8r_Bo1420: thanks urie
Direct Messages, insert emo shit here and #1 yoichi kinnie 9:52pm
insert emo shit here: he called me urie
#1 yoichi kinnie: shirazu? or haise?
insert emo shit here: shirazu.
#1 yoichi kinnie: and what about it?
insert emo shit here: he never calls anyone their family name
insert emo shit here: he doesn't do respect shit like that even with like CCG officers
#1 yoichi kinnie: so you think hes still upset with you?
insert emo shit here: yeah probably
#1 yoichi kinnie: do you…. Care?
insert emo shit here: yeah i guess I care
#1 yoichi kinnie: that's new
#1 yoichi kinnie: give him time
#1 yoichi kinnie: you really struck a nerve with him today
#1 yoichi kinnie: oh and maman? Yelling about rc shit?
#1 yoichi kinnie: what was he really yelling at you about
insert emo shit here: he wasn't yelling
#1 yoichi kinnie: i could hear it from the other side of the house i think that counts as yelling
insert emo shit here: something something you guys are a team something something i better knock it off or i wont be squad leader anymore something something respect for fellow team members
insert emo shit here: satisfied?
#1 yoichi kinnie: very
#1 yoichi kinnie: hes right tho. Stop wandering off and dying on your own
#1 yoichi kinnie: if were gonna die we better do it together
insert emo shit here: sure
#1 yoichi kinnie: also
#1 yoichi kinnie: you can admit to me that you have a crush on shirazu
#1 yoichi kinnie: i literally dont care its fine
#1 yoichi kinnie: just stop taking your frustrations out on him in the gc
insert emo shit here: whos to say im even attracted to men
#1 yoichi kinnie: image
insert emo shit here :....
insert emo shit here: you got me there
insert emo shit here : but no i dont have a crush on him
insert emo shit here: shirazu i mean
#1 yoichi kinnie: right. Sure. mhm.
insert emo shit here: how are you so passive aggressive over texts
#1 yoichi kinnie: its an earned skill
#1 yoichi kinnie: do you have turnips i can buy
insert emo shit here: why the fuck would i have turnips
#1 yoichi kinnie: in animal crossing
insert emo shit here: OH. yeah i do hold on.
Direct Messages , #1 yoichi kinnie and hhhhhhhhhhh Monday. 10:04pm
#1 yoichi kinnie: hows it going w shirazu
hhhhhhhhhhh: hes still upset but hes not gonna cut his hair in the bathroom sink upset
hhhhhhhhhhh: what about cookie
#1 yoichi kinnie: he seems to be ready to admit that he did something wrong at least
#1 yoichi kinnie: hes upset bc shirazu called him urie instead of kuki pan>
hhhhhhhhhhh: yeah i saw the screenshot
hhhhhhhhhhh: shirazu was Big Mad bc he felt like urie was put up to it by maman
#1 yoichi kinnie: he kind of was but its not really like him to be even half genuine when hes forced to do something
#1 yoichi kinnie: but yeah maman was yelling at him about like team member stuff apparently
#1 yoichi kinnie : which has been a long time coming but i think what happened in the server was the last straw
hhhhhhhhhhh: but like
hhhhhhhhhhh: you agree theyre in love right?
#1 yoichi kinnie: probably yeah
#1 yoichi kinnie: i almost got urie to admit it too lmao
hhhhhhhhhhh: skldjfas;lkdfj;laskj nice
hhhhhhhhhhh: i expect screenshots when it finally happens
#1 yoichi kinnie: ofc
#1 yoichi kinnie: what abt shirazu?
hhhhhhhhhhh: he literally asked me if he should get his teeth shaved down today.
hhhhhhhhhhh: im not kidding
#1 yoichi kinnie: :eyes:
hhhhhhhhhhh: yeah so either he has insecurities about something thats his literal pride joy and brand or hes in love w kuki and wont admit it
#1 yoichi kinnie : oh my god
#1 yoichi kinnie: theyre so fucking dumb
hhhhhhhhhhh: ikr
hhhhhhhhhhh: you wanna jump on among us with me and shirazu
#1 yoichi kinnie: no i am once again working on my animal crossing garden
hhhhhhhhhhh: very valid have a nice day /g
#1 yoichi kinnie: murder shirazu for me <3
hhhhhhhhhhh: i will <3