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1. I never really cared until I met you (aka Your Love Is Like Being Hit By a 2018 Subaru Forester) by fullofbeansandspunk (smilesawakeyou)

   Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   26 Jan 2021

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • Eddie Kaspbrak
   • Richie Tozier
   • Beverly Marsh
   • Ben Hanscom
   • Mike Hanlon
   • Stanley Uris
   • Patricia Blum Uris
   • Myra Kaspbrak
   • Alternate Universe
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Nobody is Dead
   • Not Actually Unrequited Love
   • It's only unrequited because they're both morons
   • Accidental attempted vehicular manslaughter as a plot device
   • Alternate Universe - No Pennywise (IT)
   • The only clowns in this story are the dipshits starring in it
   • POV Alternating
   • Mutual Pining
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Gay Richie Tozier
   • Richie Tozier is a Mess
   • Graysexual Eddie Kaspbrak
   • Morosexual Eddie Kaspbrak
   • Mororomantic Graysexual Eddie Kaspbrak
   • Eddie Kaspbrak Lives
   • Stanley Uris Lives
   • Mutual Stalking
   • Hawaiian shirts are gay culture
   • touch-starved men failing at social interactions
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Slow Burn
   • I just think Patty Uris is neat
   • First Time
   • Frottage
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Hand Jobs
   • Blow Jobs
   • Anal Fingering
   • Light Dom/sub
   • (like very light undertones)

   Summary

   Just a classic tale of boy-meets-boy except it’s boy-hits-boy-with-his-car (and-they-become-friends-but-then-they-fall-in-love-or-something).

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   49,223

   Chapters:

   7/7

   Comments:

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