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1. Creature Comforts by TTMIYH

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Feb 2021

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
   • Dave Strider
   • Karkat Vantas
   • Trolls (Homestuck)
   • Alternate Universe - No Game
   • Alternate Universe - Human/Troll Society (Homestuck)
   • Xenophilia
   • Tentabulges (Homestuck)
   • Bulges and Nooks (Homestuck)
   • Mating Cycles/In Heat
   • Body Hair
   • musk
   • Cleaning
   • Bathing/Washing
   • Humor
   • shitpost
   • Parody But Also Kind Of Taken Seriously
   • Like Thirty Percent Shitpost By Volume

   Summary

   "Karkat you lazy shit get out of your dorm room and wake the fuck up you've got finals to go to." Dave yelled outside of Karkat's bedroom, slamming two pans together to create the appropriate amount of clangor.

   "GO FUCK YOURSELF, I GOT THEM POSTPONED." He yelled back through the door. Well, shit. That meant Dave couldn't pester him anymore.

   He continued slamming the pans together anyway.

   Language:

   English

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