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sugawara added oikawa, kageyama and 7 others!
sugawara named chat 'power rangers'
FRIDAY - 15:34 | 3:34PM
oikawa kill me now
sugawara tempting but no
oikawa die then ig
sugawara also tempting, still no.
kageyama what,, is this
sugawara SETTERS GROUPCHAT !!
oikawa gay ppl venting chat
sugawara potato potahto
akaashi i do not want to be here
kozume why, just why
miya HOW DID U EVEN GET MY NUMBER??
semi the gc name??
shirabu why am i here
yahaba why am i here
shirabu I SAID IT FIRST FUCK YOU
yahaba NO FUCK YOU
kageyama i am: scared
miya i am once again asking, how did you get my number
sugawara well im friends with akaashi (who's in here btw say hi akaashi)
akaashi hi
sugawara and they like osamu (ur twin) so they had both of y'alls numbers so i just took it from their phone
miya THEY LIKE WHO NOW
akaashi SUGA-SAN WHAT THE FUCK
sugawara i'm like a year older im begin u plz stop calling me suga-san
semi i know like 3ppl in here so every1 name + prns and school go !
kozume kozume kenma, they/he/xe @ nekoma
oikawa oikawa tooru, they/she/star, aoba johsai
yahaba yahaba shigeru, they/aer, aoba johsai
shirabu shirabu kenjirou he/they/bun, shiratori
semi semi eita, he/they/xe, srtz
sugawara sugawara koushi! they/xe, karasuno!!
kageyama kageyama tobio, he/vamp, karasuno
miya miya atsumu <3 he/they, inarizaki
akaashi akaashi keiji, they/them, fukurodani
koganewa koganewa kanji ! he/him, date tech!!
sugawara NEOPRONOUNS
sugawara if yall don't mind im gonna go neoprn shopping /j
oikawa mood
FRIDAY - 20:19 | 8:19PM
miya THEY'RE SO FUCKING HOT ITS UNFAIR
akaashi oh so its that time of the day
oikawa oh? tea?
sugawara never say that again
semi @miya who are u talking about
miya SAKUSA KIYOOMI
miya THEY ARE SO FUCKING PRETTY
miya BREATHTAKINGLY GOREGEOUS
miya and COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY OUT OF MY LEAGUE
oikawa miya, everyone is out of your league
miya u shouldn't be talking oikawa 'i've been crying over the same person since middle school but haven't said a word to them till today'
oikawa HOW DO U KNOW THAT??
miya i have my sources
kozume is it bashing oikawa time already
sugawara that's everyday wdym
kageyama i would you all not to antagonize oikawa-san further, she hasn't done anything wrong
kozume yet
sugawara yet
miya yet
oikawa FUCK U GUYS
sugawara fuck me yourself coward
[ oikawa tooru > kageyama tobio : private messages ]
FRIDAY - 20:22 | 8:22PM
oikawa TOBIO-CHAN I AM SO GAY
kageyama not this again
kageyama don't u have ur own friends
oikawa DID YOU SEE WHAT XE SAID???
oikawa MY FACE IS SO RED RN
kageyama just ask xem out its not that hard
oikawa you are a hypocrite
power rangers
FRIDAY - 20:23 | 8:23PM
akaashi its actually complain about your unattainable crush hours
oikawa EVERYONE TELL ME WHO U LIKE RN
miya sakusa goddamn kiyoomi
akaashi miya osamu
yahaba kyoutani
oikawa OH WORD??
oikawa I GOTTA TELL MATSUN AND MAKKI
yahaba oikawa tooru. you may be my captain but i swear if u divulge my secrets to anyone i will show up at your house and skin u alive and then boil you in a pot then ship you off to antarctica.
sugawara that is,, quite a threat
oikawa DOES NO ONE IN HERE LOVE ME??
kageyama *coughs*
kageyama we all know who u want to love u
oikawa SHUT UR FUCK TOBIO
semi im not telling u shit
shirabu me neither
koganewa I LIKE GOSHIKI!!!!
sugawara we know kogane
koganewa SHE'S SO PRETTY I LIKE THEM SM
sugawara we know kogane
kozume shouyou
oikawa whomst
kageyama they mean hinata
kageyama although i have to question ur taste
oikawa tobio-chan,, you like kunimi, you have no place to talk
yahaba NO FUCKING WAY
kageyama yahaba-san, if u say a WORD to ANYONE outside of this gc about this i will take ur threat towards oikawa-san and return it to you in tenfold
yahaba @sugawara get ur kouhai vamp's scary
sugawara keep up the good work kags
miya @sugawara @oikawa you havent told us who you like
sugawara i dont trust you shits
akaashi YOU LITERALLY MADE THIS GC
oikawa my secrets stay locked up in a little box called my heart
kageyama *coughs violently*
sugawara kageyama tobio, thread very carefully. i WILL make you do extra practice if you say anything
kageyama i love practice
sugawara with tsukishima.
kageyama nvm then
oikawa TOBIO-CHAN. I TRUSTED U WITH MY SECRETS IN CONFIDENCE
kageyama to be fair, i told you i should never be trusted with secrets
akaashi this is hell disguised as groupchat
semi and sugar is the devil disguised as person, tell us something we don't know
sugawara HEY
akaashi changed sugawara's name to devil !
devil fuck you all, hope you all die a very slow and painful death
akaashi boo hoo
miya wait omg are we doing nicknames
semi DONT U DARE
miya changed semi's name to juliet !
miya changed shirabu's name to romeo !
romeo WHAT THE FUCK MIYA ATSUMU
juliet WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU
miya that's kinky
juliet changed miya's name to spongebob !
spongebob wh why
juliet your hair
oikawa omg omg nickname time
oikawa changed kozume's name to epic gamer !
oikawa changed akaashi's name to kash money !
epic gamer eh its not the worst you could've done
kash money i'm
kageyama i know what to do for oikawa-san's name
kageyama changed oikawa's name to twink !
twink WHAT THE FUCK
devil LORKOEFLJEFSENSJ
twink changed kageyama's name to kaGAYama !
kaGAYama honestly, i don't see a problem with that
devil just so we're clear, the ships on my list are:
devil akaashi/osamu, atsumu/sakusa, kags/kunimi, kenma/hinata, semi/shirabu, yahaba/kyoutani, semi/shirabu and kogane/goshiki ??
juliet AYO WTF
romeo I DO NOT LIKE SEMI
twink you two are coated in a very thick layer of unresolved sexual and romantic tension stfu
juliet you're one to talk
koganewa i've only sent one message in here,, how do you know who i like
devil hinata
koganewa understandable, please proceed
epic gamer i think it's unfair that our love lives are being preyed on while suga goes unscathed
epic gamer someone find out who xe likes
devil over my dead body
kaGAYama i'm pretty sure they like you back but go off
devil and i'm pretty sure kunimi likes you back but go off
kash money i do not like the energy we have created rn
twink omg, i just realized.
epic gamer that all ur thoughts are better left unsaid?
twink fuck you kenma
twink and no, i realized that we're all gay
kaGAYama i thought being gay was a requirement to be a setter??
romeo wdym no i'm strait
romeo streight
romeo strut
romeo fuck
twink ASJDFKJ
spongebob the amount of gay volleyballers is unrealistic
spongebob like,, half my team is gay
kash money ur brother is gay?
spongebob yeah why
kash money for future refrence
twink pfft that's nothing, seijoh has like 1 straight person
devil krsn has no straight people
devil even our managers and coaches are gay
kaGAYama it's true, there's nothing that can erase what i've walked into in our storage room
epic gamer noah fence but krsn sounds like hell
devil it is
twink AS I WAS SAYING.
twink renamed chat: power rangers but make it gay
juliet bold of you to assume the power rangers aren't already gay
spongebob my fav was the dino rangers one, 10/10 would watch again
devil nope,, the samurai one was the best
twink you're all wrong it's S.P.D
juliet BOOOO NO ITS MYSTIC RANGERS
kaGAYama why,, why do you all know so much about power rangers
kaGAYama i didnt even know there was more than one type
kash money suga's right, the samurai one was the best
epic gamer fuck oikawa rights but star's right, it's S.P.D
yahaba dino rangers was so interesting though i love the fossils and stuff
romeo mystic rangers was the gayest shit i've ever seen which is why it's the best
twink s.p.d had the coolest zords
devil SAMURAI WAS THE BEST I DONT TAKE CRITICISM
kash money okay but, ninja storm? >>>
epic gamer my personal fav would have to be RPM
yahaba i rlly liked jungle fury and dino rangers
kaGAYama i cant believe we're arguing over which power rangers era is the best
romeo i hate this gc so much
juliet mood
yahaba mood 2
twink WAIT YAHABA DOESNT HAVE A NICKNAME YET OMG
yahaba NO STOP
twink changed yahaba's name to furry
twink get it, cause u like maddog
furry ha ha very funny
power rangers but make it gay
SATURDAY - 01:57 | 1:57AM
devil y'all have watched bnha right?
devil am i the only who thinks bakugou & midoriya = tsukishima & yams
kaGAYama asshole blonde and overly nice green haired boy, childhood best friends
kaGAYama huh, i see it
kash money i feel like atsumu would be a monoma or bkg kinnie
spongebob did u rlly just pick the biggest pricks from the show and kin assign them to me
kash money yes what about it
devil TODOROKI IS KAGEYAMA BUT WITH WHITE AND RED HAIR
kaGAYama i am so confsued
furry SOMEONE EDUCATE VAMP IM BEGGING U
juliet shirabu is a yaomomo kinnie send tweet
romeo FUCK YOU
romeo semi is jirou kinnie send tweet
devil momojirou so true
romeo OH FUCK YOU
furry oikawa-san is a deku kinnie send tweet
twink NO NOT SEND TWEET WTF NO UNDO
devil oikawa has main character disease even thought they're not the main character
twink WHATS THAR SUPPOSED TO MEAN
devil it means know your place extra
kaGAYama i just searched it up and
kaGAYama suga-san is a bakugou kinnie
kash money oh wow the timing was impeccable
epic gamer yahaba is ojiro for the sole purpose of being a furry
furry i hate you so much
epic gamer get in line sweetheart
twink kenma gives off shinsou vibes,, idk y but xe does
devil does that make hinata kaminari
kash money YES
furry someone leak oikawa-san's kin list pls i feel like it would be so interesting
devil how much do y'all wanna bet oikawa kins chuuya
twink you know what i don't think i like you exposing me
kash money how much do y'all bet that suga kins dazai
devil i know what you're implying and i hate it thanks
kaGAYama i wouldn't be surprised if oikawa-san kinned light
twink what the fuck
spongebob oo or karma from a class
devil omg oikawa= gojou kinnie??
twink you're an asshole
devil you're not so nice yourself hot stuff
[ oikawa tooru > sugawara koushi : private messages ]
SATURDAY - 02:23 | 2:23AM
oikawa tobio-chan
oikawa im going to combust
oikawa THEY'RE SO AHH AND THEY MAKE MY HEART GO ALL WAHHH
sugawara wow they sound amazing
oikawa they really are
oikawa WAIT FUCK
oikawa SORRY
oikawa SUGA IGNORE THAT
sugawara its okay dwai
[ sugawara koushi > hinata shouyou : private messages ]
SATURDAY - 02:26 | 2:26AM
sugawara just found out my crush likes someone dhmu </3
hinata oh noo :( im sorry
hinata if its any consolation they didn't deserve you to begin with
sugawara its okay
sugawara thx for being there to talk abt this, everyone else is too close to them for me to talk about it
hinata of course!
hinata who is it? if you don't mind me aksing
sugawara oikawa-kun
hinata the grand king??
sugawara yeah ://
hinata is typing . . .
[ oikawa tooru > kageyama tobio : private messages ]
SATURDAY - 02:29 | 2:29AM
oikawa FUCK TOBIO-CHAN
oikawa I ACCIDENTALLY SENT A MESSAGE ABT SUGA TO XEM INSTEAD OF YOU
kageyama y are you so dumb
oikawa if i knew then we wouldn't be here
kageyama they probably;y think you don't like them then
kageyama great going dumbass
oikawa but that's a good thing? i dont want them to know i like them?
kageyama oikawa-san, to date someone, you have to confess your feelings you know
oikawa o wow tobio, i totally didn't know that