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1. Call Me Ricardo by crysalot (veenosaur)

   Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   21 Feb 2022

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Tartaglia | Childe/Zhongli (Genshin Impact)
   • Tartaglia | Childe (Genshin Impact)
   • Zhongli (Genshin Impact)
   • Diluc (Genshin Impact)
   • Venti (Genshin Impact)
   • Kaeya (Genshin Impact)
   • Xiao | Alatus (Genshin Impact)
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Phone Sex Operator Childe
   • CEO Zhongli
   • Slow-ish burn
   • Humor
   • No Angst
   • Childe and Diluc are Best Friends
   • (though they don't look it lmao)
   • Childe and Venti Crackhead Energy
   • Diluc's Their Babysitter
   • someone pls save diluc
   • Naive Zhongli
   • Xiao Becomes Childe's Wingman
   • (wow this fic is full of surprises)
   • what the hell else am i supposed to put here
   • Second-Hand Embarrassment
   • BE PREPARED TO CRINGE
   • chapter 4 onwards won't be as cringy
   • (thank fuck)
   • Background Luckae and Xiaother
   • THE CRINGE HAS RETURNED
   • evil laughter while lightning strikes menacingly behind me
   • Top Zhongli/Bottom Tartaglia | Childe (Genshin Impact)
   • Anal Sex
   • Zhongli has a big dick
   • that's not a tag??? shame
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Top Zhongli (Genshin Impact)
   • Bottom Tartaglia | Childe (Genshin Impact)
   • xiao doesn't actually end up being childe's wingman in the end
   • whoops

   Summary

   Childe needs money bad, so his friend Diluc hooks him up at this place called “The Garden”, a telemarketing company where all he has to do is to pick up and answer clients’ calls. Yup. He can do that. Just a simple, normal, totally-not-a-sex-hotline job.

   Cool beans.

   Spoiler alert: His boss is fuckin’ hot and Childe wants to bang him. Not cool beans.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   48,963

   Chapters:

   10/10

   Comments:

   232

   Kudos:

   1,602

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