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2021-01-09
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Never Scene Before

Summary:

A collection of Drabbles that span the entire series. Almost all of them are lighthearted and humor based.

Chapter One lists all Characters/Ships/Tags/Summaries in notes

Chapter 7 Summary: Years after both Viktor and Yuuri have retired, Yuri is still unable to find peace.

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: Hairy Situation

Summary:

Yakov and Viktor have a (not so) serious talk.

Notes:

1. Hairy Situation
Tags: Yakov & Viktor -- Humor, Pre-series
Summary: Yakov and Viktor have a (not so) serious talk.

2. Fools Gold
Tags: Viktor/Yuuri; Yuri -- Humor, Drinking 
Summary: Yurio learns that gold medals are mostly silver

3. Words of Wisdom
Tags: Viktor/Yuuri -- Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Slight Canon Divergence
Summary: Viktor attempts to console Yuuri after he places last in the short program… and fails miserably.

4. Improvised Seat Scarcity
Tags: Viktor/Yuuri; Makkachin -- Fluff, Snuggling
Summary: Makkachin is a very good dog (and an even better wingman).

5. Troublemakers
Tags: Yakov; Other Russian Character -- Humor
Summary: Yakov was yelling (again).

6. The Art of Delinquency
Tags: Phichit & Yuuri; Celestino -- Humor, Pranks
Summary: Years later, Yuuri and Phichit would admit that sometime after the third container of sour cream, they had gotten distracted. Perhaps that’s why they had gotten caught.

7. The Biggest Fans
Tags: Yuuri/Viktor; Yuri -- Humor, Post-Series, Retired, Pranks (sorta)
Summary: Years after both Viktor and Yuuri have retired, Yuri is still unable to find peace.

8. Takes the Cake
Tags: Yuuri/Viktor -- Humor, Post-Series, Domestic
Summary: After Worlds, Viktor bakes Yuuri a cake to celebrate Yuuri’s silver medal.

9. In a Tight Spot
Tags: Yakov & Viktor, Mentioned Viktor/Yuuri-- Humor
Summary: In the middle of the night, Yakov receives an urgent phone call.

10. Blindspot
Tags: Yuri; Viktor/Yuuri; Yakov; Lilia; Mila; Georgi -- Humor, Pranks
Summary: Yuri unexpectedly discovers that one of his rinkmates can sew.

11. Certain Charms
Tags: Lilia, Makkachin, Mentioned Viktor, Mentioned Yakov, -- Wholesome, Friendship
Summary: Lilia contemplates the fluffy new puppy.

12. Rite of Passage
Tags: Yakov, Lilia, Josef, Muramoto, Celestino, Viktor, -- Humor, Coming of Age
Summary: Viktor finds himself reaching an important milestone.

13. Occupational Hazards
Tags: Viktor/Yuuri -- Humor
Summary: In an attempt to relax, Viktor and Yuuri sneak into a public skate. They find themselves surprisingly ill equipped for the task.

14. Those Unseen
Tags: Yakov, Mentioned: Viktor, Yuuri, Yuri -- Wholesome
Summary: Yakov watches Hot Springs on Ice.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

“Vitya,” Yakov said, leaning against the doorway. “It’s time we talked.”

Viktor averted his eyes. 

“There’s nothing to talk about.” 

“You’re in denial,” Yakov pleaded. “This has gone way too far.”

Viktor slammed his comb down on the counter. 

“There’s nothing wrong with my hair!” he shouted, the hairbrush stuck next to his ear bobbing as he spoke. 

Yakov rubbed his temples.

Viktor’s precious angelic hair was currently more twisted and tangled than a badly made bird’s nest. He was furiously rubbing conditioner through the long strands, trying to undo the knots.

“Just wear it up!”

“That’ll ruin the aesthetic!”

Notes:

Viktor must’ve been crazy for wearing his long hair down when he skated. Even ponytails don’t make sense. Like wouldn’t they slap him in the face whenever he did spins?