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Secret Snipers Exchange Round 1
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2021-01-25
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Some day you feed on a tree frog

Summary:

Mammoth eater. Two panel comic for snipers exchangeee

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Did u know mammoths are alive and well in fma land

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Alright. Team greed are surrounding and chasing down a sweet little baby mammoth. It’s crying and sad and looks so adorable and soft. Ed elric is holding a knife and fork, Greedling is double fisting salt and pepper grinders. Darius has a comically small meat tenderizer and a tiny cleaver. Heinkel is bringing along his trusty cast iron pan and spatula. All of them are being controlled by hunger demons and hold no mercy for this baby mammoth.

The baby has alerted mamma mammoth. She is out for blood. The team has abandoned their cookware in favor of fucking booking it. Darius and Heinkel are speed champions and nearly running out of frame, while Ed drags Greedling along by the leg. Everyone looks absolutely terrified, the mother is enormous and approaching quickly.

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None of them made it