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Deep in the jungle, deep underground, Opal and the Crown Keepers face the cultists of the Spider Queen that have been hunting them since she first donned the vestige. Szarrovix, zealous acolyte of Lolth, wants the Circlet of Barbed Vision, with or without Opal's head.
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Only Luffy, Nami thinks, would be stupid enough to follow a fairytale about a floating library through a ship-breaking kind of storm, lucky enough to actually find the library, and stupid enough again to charge headlong into said flying fairytale library.
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The disaster on the Sand Steamer rattles a whole bunch of things loose – secrets, confidence, moderate aspects of sanity – but Wolfwood is holding together until Vash starts fucking sleep-talking.
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When Bond arrives at her apartment with a food processor, a live lobster, and a few weighted bags that clink like glass and metal, Moneypenny realizes things might have gotten out of hand in the kitchen. But she has a line of stitching longer than her hand over her stomach, a leg in a cast, and a sprained wrist, so as long as her kitchen is still standing at the end of the day she doesn't care about what R needs to make meals for the next few days.
--Moneypenny, and the folks who keep things running while Bond is getting blown up for the 89349th time
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They receive training for this—every-fucking-body who has a chance of coming in contact with a SOLDIER in a high-stress situation does. Cloud has heard stories about what happens when troopers or scientists or fucking paper pushers walking too close in the hallway get pulled into the mako-enhanced trap of a SOLDIER zoning.
None of the stories end nicely, but that's par for the course in ShinRa gossip.
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The Batfam + art therapy = character study & development
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Scarlet Spider Snippets by supernoodle
Fandom: Marvel (Comics), Scarlet Spider (Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse)
27 May 2017
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The main difference between Shepard and any other commanding officer he’s served under is that she’s just - there. All the time. In the mess, in the crew quarters, in the cargo bay. At first this startles him; he jumps spectacularly the first time she appears at his shoulder when he’s cleaning his rifle, and to his chagrin, she grins. Soon, he learns to anticipate it. She’s good company, actually; professional as hell but never stiff or awkward, which he could maybe stand to pick up from her. He doesn’t seek company from the rest of the crew often, he prefers to keep busy, focus on the mission. He also keeps sticking his foot so far down his throat that it’s really just best he avoids them before he ends up with a shotgun shoved in his face.
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Bookmarked by supernoodle
11 Oct 2025
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The tank is stored on Lazarus station instead of Minuteman. Shepard stumbles, fumbles, bumbles into a clone pod. Shenanigans ensue.
Bookmarked by supernoodle
11 Oct 2025
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New Game by alden
Fandoms: Mass Effect, Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
07 Nov 2023
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She'd woken up in an unrecognizable galaxy, jammed together from spare parts, a Cerberus logo stamped on her ass. She'd been handed a beautiful, expensive, top-of-the-line mockery of her old ship, crewed by beautiful, expensive, top-of-the-line terrorists.
The Alliance wanted her to shut up and go back to being conveniently dead. Kaidan, it seemed, felt the same way. Anderson was the only family she'd ever had, and he wouldn't even answer her emails.
And either Shepard's sanity had splintered under the stress, or she was now some kind of unkillable demigod. Or both.
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Bookmarked by supernoodle
10 Oct 2025
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Ghost lets himself be pulled up slightly, his hand just as steady on Soap's thigh. "That what you need, Johnny?" he asks, licking his lips behind the balaclava. Soap’s eyes drop to his mouth, flick back up. "You wanna draw blood? Be in control?"
"Lt–" Soap starts, lips parted on a rough exhale. A plea or a warning, Ghost can't tell. He's too focused on the way Soap's pupils dilate, and the way the edge of the knife digs into the fabric at his throat.
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When Graves rears his head not ten days after Las Almas Ghost starts questioning Soap's loyalty, and with it whatever's left of his own sanity.
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Bookmarked by supernoodle
01 Oct 2025
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Goemon wants to work on his French. And he absolutely cannot ask their resident Frenchman.
Bookmarked by supernoodle
17 Sep 2025