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Dadzawa has renamed Gulag to Brainless
Brainless: :(
Dadzawa: no, you don’t get to send a frowny face. Rule one, if you don't see a body, they aren’t dead
Brainless: but I did see a body!
Dadzawa: did you bury a body?
Brainless: you know, I didn’t have time to grab it, since I was busy being rushed to the hospital!
Dadzawa: rule one was violated. No wonder he’s still alive, ffs
UncleGun: so this successor business
UncleGun: have your sights on anyone you like?
Brainless: I offered it to one person, but he turned me down. Some of the other students in class 1-A look promising, but there’s always Mirio
Dadzawa: hang on, other? Who the hell in my class did you offer it to?
Brainless: ...Izuku?
Dadzawa: you
Dadzawa: did
Dadzawa: WHAT
Yamadad: yikes
WineAunt: yagi really livin up to the name, huh
Blockhead: I take it based on your surprise you weren’t informed, Aizawa?
Dadzawa: No.
Dadzawa: I was not informed you offered my kid a quirk that would place a big ass target on his back.
Brainless: Again, I thought All for One was dead!
Yamadad: ok but you offered a 14 year old a powerful and life changing quirk without asking his parents?
Ghostbusters: jesus, yagi
LabSafety101: that's like offering a ten year old a car and not telling him how to drive it. Also not telling his parents
Dadzawa: what if he had said yes??? Would you have told us then?
Brainless: I mean until the meeting I wasn’t intending on telling any of you anything about my quirk
Yamadad: another question
Yamadad: you said it’s dangerous for him to become a hero without a quirk and then you try to give him a dangerous quirk?
Brainless: it's a stockpiling quirk, I don’t see how that’s dangerous
Blockhead: did you forget when you told us that without a proper vessel, limbs blow off
Brainless: of course I wouldn’t give it to someone not physically fit for it!
WineAunt: yagi really livin up to the name, huh
UncleGun: kudos to the kid tho, I wouldn’t have said no tbh
Dadzawa: ok I asked him about it, he said he wanted to be a quirkless hero
Dadzawa: “I can do it! After all, you helped and believed in me!”
Dadzawa: i'm gonna go cry
WineAunt: oh sweet baby boy
GrannyChiyo: toshinori did you really try and give that sweet boy your destructive quirk
Brainless: we have established that
GrannyChiyo: Excellent, that's a hit next visit.
HesAStoat: Really, Toshinori, I expected you to tell Aizawa, at least, regardless of whether or not you were going to involve one of his children, if you were going to scout out his class.
Dadzawa: damn straight. What was I supposed to think if one of my kids just had bone breaking strength?
Brainless: it's probably not going to break their bones
Dadzawa: I mean I was talking about other people’s bones, but go on, dig yourself a deeper pit
Yamadad: Toshi overheard the conversation and got mad on izu’s behalf. He’s now ranting in the living room. Very cute!
Brainless: wonderful, this was supposed to be a national secret, you know.
Yamadad: yeha you lost that right when you tried to give it to izu without us knowing
Brainless: a quirk would only help him!
Dadzawa: if he wants to be a quirkless hero, then he will be, and you’ll have nothing to do with it
UncleGun: so since we’ve established all might was 100% in the wrong
UncleGun: afo
Brainless: afo?
WineAunt: yagi really livin up to the name, huh
Brainless: oh, All for One
Blockhead: not to be a buzzkill but what are we supposed to do against a 200 year old super villain that can steal quirks
SPAAACE: pretyt sure I could take hmi
GrannyChiyo: you are still recovering, dearie, go back to bed
SPAAACE: yes mjum
Dadzawa: can’t use multiple quirks if they're erased
UncleGun: oh, true
HesAStoat: since there has never been a need to test, we cannot be entirely certain if your quirk erases multiple quirks at once. Best to err on the side of caution.
Dadzawa: no, dont say that. how the hell am I gonna protect my kids if this guy decides to come after them?
Ghostbusters: I mean he was only after all might, right?
Ghostbusters: so just
Ghostbusters: you know
Brainless: ?
Dadzawa: sounds like a plan to me
WineAunt: we’re not making yagi a sacrificial lamb
Yamadad: I’m down
UncleGun: eh, I could be swayed
Brainless: ?!
HesAStoat: A plan to keep on the back burner, perhaps :)
Brainless: Nedzu, you cannot be considering this
HesAStoat: oh, of course not! :)
Dadzawa: watch your back, Yagi.
Dadzawa: anyway, sports festival. We still doing this?
Yamadad: you just wanna get out of MCing with me >:(
Dadzawa: now that's just not true
Dadzawa: why would I do that
UncleGun: ignoring aizawa’s terrible lying skills
UncleGun: he has a point
HesAStoat: on the contrary, if we cancelled now, it would only show weakness. In addition, the likelihood of the festival being attacked is slim, what with all the heroes that will be in attendance, even outside the regular staff
Brainless: no one would dare attack such an event
Dadzawa: just like they wouldn’t dare attack UA?
WineAunt: yagi really livin up to the name, huh
Ghostbusters: I’m with Nedzu on this one, we should be fine, honestly, and the kids deserve a shot to just. Let loose.
HesAStoat: we will, however, be implementing some changes! In interest of security, students will be allowed to use pseudonyms or drop out of the festival entirely should they wish to go into underground heroics. The crop this year has several more prospects, after all :)
Dadzawa: thank fuck
Blockhead: and how are they getting internships?
HesAStoat: students who drop out will have their profiles sent around the underground circuit, so they should still get several offers
Yamadad: nice! I know tosh and izu might like that
WineAunt: from what i’ve heard, izu wants to be semi spotlight, tho
UncleGun: I’ll be cheering for him!
BloodBag: something tells me we all will
Dadzawa: you will
Yamadad: sho, no
Dadzawa: they will get support
Yamadad: sigh, yes dear, but we have to at least TRY to be unbiased
WineAunt: oh please, zashi, having you two MC will be a nightmare for your kids if they decide to participate
GrannyChiyo: at least if kids drop out there's less chance of people getting injured needlessly
Brainless: but isn’t that counterproductive? Shouldn’t they be getting their names out there?
WineAunt: yagi really livin up to the name, huh
Brainless: please stop saying that
WineAunt: then stop making me right