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Dadzawa: All Might Where The Fuck Are You
Gulag: Ah! I’m sorry, young Aizawa, I encountered a lot of crime on the way to work, so I will not be able to attend more than the last ten minutes of the rescue training.
HesAStoat: he’ll be spending the time with me in my office going over certain policies and some...theoretical situations! :)
HesAStoat: would you and Thirteen like a replacement teacher?
SPAAACE: It’d be nice to have another set of eyes on the kids
Dadzawa: sure
HesAStoat: excellent, Yamada should be free! :)
Dadzawa: as long as it's not zashi
Dadzawa: fuck
Yamadad: aww, babe, I love you too <3
Dadzawa: nedzu what have you done he’s just going to liveblog the whole time and send pictures of the kids
Dadzawa: what did I do to deserve this torture
WineAunt: awww, poor sho, his husband is gonna take pictures of his kids!
UncleGun: you take pictures of them at every opportunity, this just lets you have free hands to beat up the troublemakers and potential suitors of your boys
Dadzawa: potential what nows
WineAunt: oh come on, my nephews are super cute! They’ll attract some attention and there’s nothing you can do to stop that
Dadzawa: wanna bet
SPAAACE: USJ is all set up, btw, see you guys in half an hour!
Yamadad: ok!!! I’m looking forward to it! :D
WineAunt: sho you can’t threaten every boy or girl who gets friendly with your kids
Dadzawa: wanna bet
UncleGun: wait, Kayama, this can work in our favor, if kids aren’t paying attention in class we can just tell em Aizawa will beat them up
WineAunt: I mean
WineAunt: fair
Dadzawa: slander, but whatever, we’re getting on the bus now
Yamadad: little Tenya was so upset that it wasn’t a traditional bus, lol
Dadzawa: he’s not rep, I don’t know why he tried getting everyone into lines in the first place
WineAunt: that’s Tensei’s brother, for you. He’s just like that
Yamadad: hey, sho, is todoroki looking at izu a little too long? :3
UncleGun: oh god you’ve killed him
WineAunt: sho if you kill the kid of the number two we might all get fireballed
Blockhead: burn marks are really annoying, please don’t
Ghostbusters: maybe Nedzu should have sent me
Yamadad: instead of me?
Ghostbusters: no, instead of Aizawa
Dadzawa: its fine, apparently he wasn’t paying attention and staring off into space
WineAunt: or he got lost in those emerald eyes :3
Yamadad: now who’s trying to kill a kid?
BloodBag: out of context that line is extremely concerning
Dadzawa: ugh, we’re here, the kids are being ruckuses, and now the liveblog will start
Yamadad: Yup!!! So many kids are calling it Universal Studios Japan, which is hilarious, but I feel like students make that joke every year.
Yamadad: awww, everyone looks so cute and attentive in their hero costumes!
Yamadad: about to get to it!
Ghostbusters: ...guys? It’s been a few minutes
HesAStoat: We have lost communication with the USJ, @everyone, strike force Beta report to the facility post haste.
GrannyChiyo: I have a bad feeling about this. I’m coming with.
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GrannyChiyo: Minimal injuries due to quick responses, Thirteen and Aizawa should be out of hospital soon. Yamada will not be talking for the next week, if you hear him above a whisper, feel free to snitch.
Yamadad: noooo :(
Dadzawa: Understood, Chiyo. The kids are in on it too.
UncleGun: speaking of
UncleGun: how are they holding up?
Yamadad: I don't think Hitoshi and Izu have slept since the attack, despite sho saying we were fine. Glad I’ve been teaching them JSL since I’m not supposed to talk, but they’ve been bullying sho into resting >:)
Dadzawa: they’re traitors
GrannyChiyo: Good. I’ll give them candies next time I see them.
Dadzawa: I could have been out of the hospital hours ago
GrannyChiyo: I don’t make it a habit to hit injured people, but I’ll make an exception for you if you keep up that kind of talk.
Dadzawa: ...yes ma’am
Dadzawa: on to the next topic of discussion
Dadzawa: they were after all might
Gulag: I am sorry I couldn’t be there
HesAStoat: it’s concerning they thought they could kill the symbol of peace, but we have retrieved the “nomu” and it seems to be genetically engineered. Based on all our reports, it would have been able to deal significant damage to Toshinori, what with his injury.
Dadzawa: which is concerning
GrannyChiyo: get off your phone, you’re straining your eyes
Yamadad: confiscated, I’ll be relaying messages
Yamadad: his words will be in quotes
Blockhead: who else knows about the time limit and reduced power?
HesAStoat: I imagine that someone would have to be very observant, or intimately familiar with All Might
Yamadad: “or they were the one who gave him the injury” I’m with sho on this one, who did this happen again?
Gulag: that’s impossible, I killed him
HesAStoat: perhaps not. The nomu?
Yamadad: hand man mentioned a “Sensei”
Yamadad: “also he seemed like a manchild” from sho
Ghostbusters: so who gave you the injury?
Gulag: someone I really hope is dead
WineAunt: well he probably isn’t, if nedzu’s right
UncleGun: wait a second, this dude injured you and is still alive? How strong is this guy?
HesAStoat: Toshinori, perhaps it is time to let everyone in on the story.
Yamadad: “if it's something that puts my kids in danger, I need to know”
Yamadad: yeah izu and toshi were almost directly in the line of fire and got injured so if you know something about this, please, do tell
Gulag: right, then we should probably have a meeting. This isn’t something to be discussed over text…
WineAunt: why do I get the feeling I’m not going to like this story?
HesAStoat: I highly doubt you will.
HesAStoat: I’ll see you all at 0800 on Monday.